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re: Working on a new verse

Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14331 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:51 pm to
Why are you on a computer homie?
Posted by Geronimo
Member since May 2023
926 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Why are you on a computer homie?


I'm working today because I have a date with an elusive 12 point buck tomorrow
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
5989 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

I have a date with an elusive 12 point buck tomorrow

Gay bestiality.

Just kidding. Happy hunting!
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14865 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:02 pm to

quote:

Holy shite.

The state of Texas is so Gay.


Pardner. You probably couldn't make it into a saloon in Texas without losing that last tooth.


The only "saloons" left in Austin:

Posted by off_season
Florida
Member since Jul 2014
1072 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:08 pm to
I think they say "rent free" when describing this kind of obsession.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1159 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:10 pm to
That’s not as good as a lot of other songs.
Posted by HorniestHorn
Member since Dec 2023
52 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:13 pm to
Maybe add in some “Baaaa means no”

Someone needs to stand up for the thousands of animals being trafficked through CS every year
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6459 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:15 pm to
You phags really need to learn to laugh.

Ok it ain’t funny, so FAIL would suffice? But really y’all, the whole damn country is just a bunch of spoiled maddies, and you kids sound the same.

Damn, make a physical (real life) friend and go laugh ya phaggets. Holy cow.

And yes, my team can kick your team’s arse, but I think we all have pretty much accepted that. Still yet, take the edge off. Its a damn football board you pale-skinned queefs. Get outside more. You’re angry because you’re bored.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6459 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:15 pm to
one funny post
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
1209 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:15 pm to
Saloons don’t exist in Texas. Ol mickey in south Houston burned his down for insurance money and the fact he found out Scientology queer Travolta was fricking a cow out back. Just not a good scene.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6459 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:17 pm to
but… but… you have to know the tune..?
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6459 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Maybe add in some “Baaaa means no”


ooo dang I like that
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6459 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 5:21 pm to
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Saloons don’t exist in Texas.


I hear you, but hell, we all wear cowboy hats to games so “saloons” seems fitting
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