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Why Mizzou Sucks

Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:20 pm
A primer, by Ted.


















In conclusion, Mizzou is shite.


Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93600 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:26 pm to


This is picture I said was diddly in drag at a protest that you were asking about the other day.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

This is picture I said was diddly in drag at a protest that you were asking about the other day.


Damn that was a low blow by him
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:30 pm to
Mizzou isn’t so bad.
Surely gumps aren’t scared?

Mizzou is a little more challenging than vols, I’ll give you that.
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:37 pm to
When you're too poor and redneck to have anything else to do but watch college football:











Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:47 pm to
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McMillan


Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:48 pm to
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PlateJohnsonIII

Just doing a little football shite talking...it’s been a while
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:50 pm to
I don't think you know the meaning of that word. Which is fine, because you're an Alabamian.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, “elitists.” (To be an “elitist” in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you’re 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that’s an Alabama elitist.).


Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

In conclusion, Mizzou is a shite swastika


FIFY
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:00 pm to
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cajunbama


This post was edited on 8/21/20 at 5:01 pm
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:01 pm to
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He’s a 38 year old grandfather and he owns fourteen shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football’s mythical national titles.
An important aspect of his life is that everyone must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. His truck, his trailer, his clothing, his animals, his arm, his parole papers — all of them must include a reference to his Alabama fandom


Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5858 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:04 pm to
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These fans are the ones who wear the, “Got (insert made up national title numbers here) t-shirts,” and call into Paul Finebaum’s radio show.
The irony of Nick Saban’s Alabama success is that the University of Alabama can’t even find enough smart kids to enroll at the school anymore. Over half of Bama’s entering freshman class last year came from outside the state. The real reason that Nick Saban’s so mad at the student section — lots of them don’t even care that much about Alabama football. Sure, it’s fun, but they aren’t likely to get a misspelled tattoo on their arm supporting the Crimson Tide like the majority of the fan base is.
That’s because Alabama fans think differently than most of us. That is, they think backwards.


Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
2760 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:08 pm to
You had a solid start and then you brought back the memory of when we won the East in 2014.

We lost to Alabama in a championship game, man we stink! Burned us.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

You had a solid start and then you brought back the memory of when we won the East in 2014.

We lost to Alabama in a championship game, man we stink! Burned us.



It’s all in fun man. Glad to be able to talk football with you guys!
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9399 posts
Posted on 8/21/20 at 5:50 pm to
Imagine the melt when mizzou beats Alabama... it’s going to be Harvey Updyke poisoning toomer’s corner trees quality. Keep talking
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