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Why does the state of Alabama take college football so cereal?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:58 am
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:58 am
It's not a good thing. I like football just as much as the next southerner but it doesn't rule my life, i.e. Updick, Crazy Bama Lady, This Fine Lady, Krystal Ball sack dude
This proletariat
Proposing at a spring football game!? EWWW Might as well propose at your best friends wedding amitrie?!?
And this guy is funny lookin
So what I'm really trying to say is. Alabamians, stop taking a sport that isn't even professional so cereal. Step up to the next level and go full saintard with the rest of the south.
This proletariat
Proposing at a spring football game!? EWWW Might as well propose at your best friends wedding amitrie?!?
And this guy is funny lookin
So what I'm really trying to say is. Alabamians, stop taking a sport that isn't even professional so cereal. Step up to the next level and go full saintard with the rest of the south.
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:59 am to poncho villa
I think they take it as serious as most of the south. They just get more press coverage cuz they win a lot.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:59 am to poncho villa
Very original thread youve got here 
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:00 am to poncho villa
Well done!
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:00 am to CoffeeAg
Ehhh I've lived in a few different places down south. The smaller the town the more seriously they take the game.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:00 am to poncho villa
There is literally nothing else in that state for them to be proud of
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:01 am to poncho villa
Can you fix your thread title to say why do Alabama fans take football so seriously since your OP only features Bama fans, kthx!
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:01 am to poncho villa
No pro teams in any sport
Historical success
Very rural
Historical success
Very rural
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 11:08 am
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:02 am to KennyBsouth
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Dude leave them alone, the poor things, it's all they got.
Fuk that they have gulf shores and lamberts cafe.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:02 am to Draconian Sanctions
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There is literally nothing else in that state for them to be proud of
I'll take the bait.
Check out NASA and MDA.
SPACE, BITCHES.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:02 am to undecided
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Can you fix your thread title to say why do Alabama fans take football so seriously since your OP only features Bama fans, kthx!
It's hard to catch barners in the act, They are very subtle.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:04 am to poncho villa
No MLB
No NBA
No NFL
No truly elite major college sport other than football (like a kentucky, kansas, duke, unc, ucla, etc basketball program)
I lived there for 2.5 years, and it's just a different scene man. I have never in my life seen a larger group of people (in this case, the whole state) tie most of their lives into something like 18 year olds playing a game. They also, not coincidentally, have an extremely large number of wal mart fans that will yell rowww taaahhhddd at you at the gas station yet they've never been inside the tuscaloosa city limits.
If you aren't going hunting, to the beach, or to birmingham, well I guess you might as well be talking crap to someone about football since your options at that point are limited.
No NBA
No NFL
No truly elite major college sport other than football (like a kentucky, kansas, duke, unc, ucla, etc basketball program)
I lived there for 2.5 years, and it's just a different scene man. I have never in my life seen a larger group of people (in this case, the whole state) tie most of their lives into something like 18 year olds playing a game. They also, not coincidentally, have an extremely large number of wal mart fans that will yell rowww taaahhhddd at you at the gas station yet they've never been inside the tuscaloosa city limits.
If you aren't going hunting, to the beach, or to birmingham, well I guess you might as well be talking crap to someone about football since your options at that point are limited.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:05 am to poncho villa
Everyday it's the same thing.
Wake up.
Put in teeth.
Yell at oven mit.
Rake dirt lawn with a broom.
(inspirational music from herpes commercial)
But during football season; during these blessed few months of the year...
They get to vicariously live through an 18 year old that just got paid to play there. It's a chance to don the crimson cut offs.
A time to bring all 11 children and counting with them to the games and bond.
And in these moments...These sweet moments that don't stay long enough... They get to escape the harsh reality that is their real lives...
Roll on Tide.... Roll on
Wake up.
Put in teeth.
Yell at oven mit.
Rake dirt lawn with a broom.
(inspirational music from herpes commercial)
But during football season; during these blessed few months of the year...
They get to vicariously live through an 18 year old that just got paid to play there. It's a chance to don the crimson cut offs.
A time to bring all 11 children and counting with them to the games and bond.
And in these moments...These sweet moments that don't stay long enough... They get to escape the harsh reality that is their real lives...
Roll on Tide.... Roll on
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:05 am to Draconian Sanctions
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There is literally nothing else in that state for them to be proud of
I dont know. It's a naturally beautiful state. If you like the out of doors, it's nice. They just had the Bass Masters up here. There are more PHDs per capita in Hunstsville than anywhere. I know, it's hard to believe. Talladega has two races a year. The coast is nice.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 11:06 am
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:06 am to poncho villa
cause football is fricking awesome
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:07 am to tigerfan in bamaland
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There are more PHDs per capita in Hunstsville than anywhere
I was surprised to hear this stat last year. Alabama=closet smarts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:07 am to tigerfan in bamaland
Because rabbits fly out of the magic man's hat mmmm'k?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:07 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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cause football is fricking awesome
sex is awesome, but I don't go around raping people. But maybe I should.....
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:08 am to poncho villa
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Fuk that they have gulf shores and lamberts cafe.
you've been on fire
Posted on 4/30/14 at 11:09 am to WG_Dawg
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I have never in my life seen a larger group of people (in this case, the whole state) tie most of their lives into something like 18 year olds playing a game. They also, not coincidentally, have an extremely large number of wal mart fans that will yell rowww taaahhhddd at you at the gas station yet they've never been inside the tuscaloosa city limits.
Head south of Macon.
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