Why does LSU wear white jerseys at home for big games?

So you can wipe your arse with them after you are done taking a shite in their stadium?

White is associated with virginity

The half full tiger stadium is full of virgins

Am I doing this right

so they can take them off and wave them halfway through the third

Because their yellow jerseys are awful. It looks like mustard.

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For LSU (or any one else presumably), to wear white, they would have to get permission from the visitors.

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Used to be true. Rule got changed in the SEC somewhere around the time Vanderbilt refused LSU's request in 1996 because the Commodores had their panties in a wad over Gerry DiNardo's buyout. SEC changed it to give home team in SEC games the choice some time before the end of the '90s. I believe visitor's permission was still an NCAA rule circa 2004 when Oregon State refused and wore white for LSU's opener.

Nowadays, you don't need visitor's permission at all. Only took the NCAA more than 20 years to get back to common sense.

Of course, I like our purple jerseys better. They look better, and I don't like sharing any tradition with the Dallas Cowboys. I think you should wear dark jerseys at home in football. They were good enough for SEC champs at LSU in '86 and '88 (co-champs that year) and for the Sugar Bowl team of '84.

Damn...always late.