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re: Why are Alabama fans so gotdamn insecure?

Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30735 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:23 pm to
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As someone who has lived around them for over 50 years, it is because they are little men, little pussies with no redeeming values...

this is why the gotdam yankee transplant Nick "sawed off bitch" $aban and his cheating ways are so accepted among the bams

He makes them feel bigger, and it feeds off of their deepest insecurities




Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25561 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:25 pm to
Why wouldn’t Bama fans bring up when their team was responsible for the single biggest Heisman campaign destruction in recent memory
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30735 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:26 pm to
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It's just an observation.

I've only met a handful of Alabama fans in my life that come anywhere close to a middling socioeconomic status, and only a couple that are as smart as me.





Hey, if you need to pretend Alabama fans are this and that in order to make yourself feel better, be my guest.

But in the end, it's just a coping mechanism, and that says more than you realize "smart guy".

Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38623 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:26 pm to
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Why wouldn’t Bama fans bring up when their team was responsible for the single biggest Heisman campaign destruction in recent memory


I know, right? That's such a great opportunity to beg for attention.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61149 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:28 pm to
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Why wouldn’t Bama fans bring up when their team was responsible for the single biggest Heisman campaign destruction in recent memory


SEC Network: Let's talk about LSU vs Ole Miss this weekend.

Alabubba fans: LOOK AT US, DAMNIT! TELL US HOW GREAT WE ARE!!! ROW TAHD!!
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38623 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:29 pm to
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Hey, if you need to pretend Alabama fans are this and that in order to make yourself feel better


Oh, there's no pretend.

I can't even drive my Prius through a trailer park around here without a half dozen nephsons in Alabama Walmart gear calling me an uppity phaggot.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18103 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:29 pm to
LSU fans seem more unhinged than usual today.
Posted by Yaz 8
Member since Jun 2020
1256 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:30 pm to
54-26-5 that’s terrible
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25561 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:31 pm to
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He has 2 1000+ yard seasons, and has a chance for a third this year. He played a big role in the postseason for the Bucs last year and he carried the JAGUARS of all teams to an AFC championship. He's an all time NFL bust though sure.


The #4 overall pick went to Free Agency and took a 70% paycut from his rookie deal to his second contract. That’s bust-ish
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:32 pm to
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The #4 overall pick went to Free Agency and took a 70% paycut from his rookie deal to his second contract. That’s bust-ish


Career total yards (regular season and playoffs):

Gale Sayers - 6,263
Leonard Fournette - 5,519

Might pass him this year.
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26717 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:32 pm to
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LSU fans seem more unhinged than usual today.

I think when they all hang around together on here, their vaginas start getting on the same cycle.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38623 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:33 pm to
quote:


The #4 overall pick went to Free Agency and took a 70% paycut from his rookie deal to his second contract. That’s bust-ish


Good thing he's earning himself another contract now.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61149 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:34 pm to
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vaginas start getting on the same cycle.


Still trying to find up a way to bring up the Crimson Tide.


Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18103 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:35 pm to
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I can't even drive my Prius through a trailer park around


Doesn't sound like you're all that better off if you can't avoid driving through a trailer park.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
19448 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:36 pm to
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Why are Alabama fans so gotdamn insecure?



Because even in their little pea brains


They won’t admit it


But they have more fake championships

Mulligans

And now an asterisk *


Than any other program in the history of college football.


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Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26717 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:37 pm to
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Still trying to find up a way to bring up the Crimson Tide

Like starting a thread about them?
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:39 pm to
Anyone else notice Jeannetteloradove's profile pic?
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 12:53 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30735 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:39 pm to
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Good thing he's earning himself another contract now.


Yes, that 332 yards and 3 TDs over 6 games is going to bring in a ton of bank.

Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20935 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:40 pm to
Alabama fans bragging about their team = insecurity to insecure lsu fans.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18103 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:41 pm to
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Rohan Gravy


Hitting enter between every line doesn't make your lame post any better.

And the funny thing is, if you take away the "mulligans" and "fake titles," Bama still has more championships than any other program in college football.
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