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Why are Alabama fans so gotdamn insecure?

Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:11 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
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Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:11 pm
SEC Network can't even post about Ole Miss-LSU without Bammers trying to bring up muh Row Tahd.









For the record, I saw another post about top 5 teams losing to unranked teams in 2021 and there were no Gumps trying to bring up Alabama in that conversation.




ETA: They're still at it:



This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:12 pm to
Leonard Fournette is an NFL bust. Reuben Foster did that.

It is what it is.
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by texag7
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:13 pm to
Because you touch yourself.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52493 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Leonard Fournette is an NFL bust


Yet Bammers take an awful lot of pride in shutting him down.

So much so that he can't be mentioned, even in an unrelated topic, without them bringing it up.

It's a very odd obsession.

Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:16 pm to
OOOooooooofffffffff
Posted by bamameister
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

SEC Network can't even post about Ole Miss-LSU without Bammers trying to bring up muh Row Tahd.


You really sound like things aren't going all that well on the home front. Just let it out, you'll feel better.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:17 pm to
Did you really create all of those alters just so you could post this here?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36529 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Why are Alabama fans so gotdamn insecure?


To be fair, most of them have little positive going for them, so they attach to a winning program.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11661 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:17 pm to
But Bama
2019
Best team evah


Lost 9 of the last 10 with #10 on deck

Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16638 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

texag7


Why didn't you post the Fournette GIF of what he did to your school?

Oh shite, nevermind, he never played against U of H.



True freshman vs Senior captain of the defense
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22660 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:18 pm to
Just another instance where LSU fans talked a lot of shite and their players/team failed to back it up.

As such, cry more.

Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:18 pm to
As someone who has lived around them for over 50 years, it is because they are little men, little pussies with no redeeming values...

this is why the gotdam yankee transplant Nick "sawed off bitch" $aban and his cheating ways are so accepted among the bams

He makes them feel bigger, and it feeds off of their deepest insecurities
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52493 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

But Bama
2019
Best team evah


Lost 9 of the last 10 with #10 on deck



And a Bammer brings up the completely unrelated 2019 season.

Like.

Freaking.

Clockwork.


Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22660 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:19 pm to
quote:



To be fair, most of them have little positive going for them, so they attach to a winning program.


One of my favorite things fans say in order to cope.


Posted by KD Burner Account
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Leonard Fournette is an NFL bust

Bama fans get so blinded by the Henry vs Fournette debate they just assume because Henry is a top 2 back in the NFL, Fournette is a scrub.

He has 2 1000+ yard seasons, and has a chance for a third this year. He played a big role in the postseason for the Bucs last year and he carried the JAGUARS of all teams to an AFC championship.

He's an all time NFL bust though sure.
This post was edited on 10/22/21 at 12:21 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:21 pm to
I stand by my claim that the Foster hit in question actually changed the outcome of the game.

IIRC, that was the kickoff right before overtime, and Alabama was reeling a bit.

After that play, the energy on the sideline shot up, and Alabama won in overtime.

So other than being just a highlight reel, it may have determined the ending.

Fight me.
Posted by bamameister
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Bama fans get so blinded by the Henry vs Fournette debate they just assume because Henry is a top 2 back in the NFL, Fournette is a scrub.



Until he joined the Bucs he pretty much was. Jacksonville cut him, remember? Sounds more like a problem child. Now, Jamarcus Rusell?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36529 posts
Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:23 pm to
quote:


One of my favorite things fans say in order to cope.


It's just an observation.

I've only met a handful of Alabama fans in my life that come anywhere close to a middling socioeconomic status, and only a couple that are as smart as me.
Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 10/22/21 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

SEC Network can't even post about Ole Miss-LSU without Bammers trying to bring up muh Row Tahd.


Did you leave out the thread where LSU fans just repeated "2019" in a low, dull chant?
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