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re: Who owns Bear Bryant's houndstooth hat?
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:56 pm to FearlessFreep
Posted on 5/17/26 at 11:56 pm to FearlessFreep
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this is total bullshite
IYKYK. Of course, the naive and uninitiated squeal about his attendance at church, how he smiled a lot, how he was the greatest war hero this nation has ever known or ever will know, he was the embodiment of the auburn creed, and this precludes him from being a wife beater.
In his day it was called backsass. Evelyn liked to backsass 'ole Shug sometimes and that's when the lights usually went out down Wire Road way.
Now enter all the plainsmen chirping about how Sweet Shug was just too nice and too friendly and too good a man to ever beat a bitch, like that hasn't been heard 100 million times about men who beat their women.
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Posted on 5/18/26 at 7:26 am to SlingingSnakeStabler
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Now enter all the plainsmen chirping about how Sweet Shug was just too nice and too friendly and too good a man to ever beat a bitch, like that hasn't been heard 100 million times about men who beat their women.
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SlingingSnakeStabler
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:44 pm to FearlessFreep
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lol
In this image I'm posting, if you look past the fake veneer of happiness portrayed with forced smiles and rigid looking poses, there is something much deeper going on than just carving a turkey.
Evelyn looks like she is just about to backsass, for the millionth time since they were married, probably saying something negative about his ability to carve a turkey.
Shug is tense, and getting ready to elbow that dumb bitch right in the face if she even opens her trap just once, just once.
Notice that the sadistic bastard is not wearing a wedding ring.
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:51 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
This is the dumbest shite ive ever read on this site. You are one sick bastard to be making fun of a dead WW2 Normandy veteran. The world would be a better place if your boyfriend would slap you around more. Get off the internet you trash
Posted on 5/18/26 at 7:28 pm to VFL67
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This is the dumbest shite ive ever read on this site. You are one sick bastard to be making fun of a dead WW2 Normandy veteran. The world would be a better place if your boyfriend would slap you around more. Get off the internet you trash
There's a lot you don't know about 'Ole Shug, isn't there? Care to guess why he never wore a wedding ring?
Hint, these are stories the Opelika-Auburn News would have never printed back in those days. Cults need protecting at all costs.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 7:30 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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There's a lot you don't know about 'Ole Shug, isn't there? Care to guess why he never wore a wedding ring?
There's no proof of anything you are saying. Either way, calling his wife a dumb bitch shows how retarded you are. Go back to whatever landfill you are from and rot away
Posted on 5/18/26 at 7:37 pm to VFL67
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Either way, calling his wife a dumb bitch shows how retarded you are.
Did you know her personally? How do you know what her attitude was like in real life? In case you didn't know, some women are dumb bitches.
You won't lose your pussy hat for admitting the truth.
No guesses at to why he never wore a wedding ring?
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 5/18/26 at 8:41 pm to SlingingSnakeStabler
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In case you didn't know, some women are dumb bitches.
Oh i get it you are one of those incels
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pussy
Something you have never seen Im sure of
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No guesses at to why he never wore a wedding ring?
Please Im dying to know whatever made up thing you have in store
Posted on 5/18/26 at 9:55 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
My grandfather had one. When junction boys came out he was pissed espn would make it appear the bear “drank, smoked, and cussed.”
While not a bama fan he revered the bear and what his teams did.
While not a bama fan he revered the bear and what his teams did.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:40 pm to VFL67
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Oh i get it you are one of those incels
You sound like a sheltered, innocent, impeccant, wide-eyed idealist lacking in any real world experience. Some woman are bitches and nasty, bro.
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Please Im dying to know whatever made up thing you have in store
It's nothing earth shattering and is a story as old as time itself that has afflicted many, many hundreds of millions of men over the course of history and time.
He was unfaithful and was a womanizer. Many women, especially back then, would initially turn away if they saw a wedding ring. Shug not ever wearing one advertised his availability to other women whether they knew he was married or not.
He was a dog. A dog shrouded in deception and a dual life. On the one hand, he portrayed himself as a virtuous, highly religious, always smiling to the point of absurdity, man of merit.
On the other hand, he was no better than a valueless, amoral sociopath with an empathy deficit disorder like Lane Kiffin.
In ways incalculable, Shug Jordan was the perfect encapsulation of the great majority of auburn fans, self-righteous fakes with no discernible moral compass.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 6:07 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Who owns Bear Bryant's houndstooth hat?
Spaulding Smales
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:20 am to SlingingSnakeStabler
Posted on 5/19/26 at 7:39 pm to FearlessFreep
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Wife-)SlingingSnakeStabler
lol
Kenny did right.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 8:14 pm to northyatwhodat
quote:only 20% of posters, here, understand what you did there.
I swear I kept scrolling just to see who was going to drop the name of the most infamous and eternally vitriolic hat-crime victim.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 6:28 am
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