Where is pokey? I ask, where is the guy with the most steriotypical name in secrant histor

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Where is pokey?

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Tigerpride18

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There he is.

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Pokey

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Checks out

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Tigerpride18

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LSU Fan

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Checks out

Yeah ,Lsus mascot is a tiger, hence my user name.

I'm not understanding you ,I don't think

Lookie here, lissen up! I’m just gonna say it once. Respect for elders and traditions is the foundation of a great society. Lose it as we’re in the process of doing is akin to losing one's soul. My grandpa Pat Ryan, who played for 1908 soon-to-be-recognized LSU National Champs taught me that much. never spoke much when he took me to see my hero Yelberton Tittle “He’d whisper” “Watch” “Watch” but he answered all my football Qs after plays and games and taught me how to really watch football and see TELLS and the tendencies of an opposing team and players. When I “got it” I’d say “Grandpa they gonna Run (left or right or pass, etc) he’d just smile. Growing up in a FB house where we talked and played FB was lotsa fun. I’ve seen great offenses come and go, but this Sean Payton LSU Hybrid Passing Attack to maximize the 20+ yd explosive plays passing and rushing is like none other.

There is no stopping this offense and when the Defense is Elite as well, it’s PUCKER-UP BUTTERCUP & BEND DOWN & KISS YOUR OWN ARSE G-BYE TIME for the likes of folkses like Dabo Swinney et al. thinking they own CFB and the playoffs.

Mark this Prediction Well:
Clemson et al will soon regret showing up for their annual @$$-whippins at the hands of Ed Orgeron and his squad of Pro Coaches in the Playoffs

WHAT LSU IS MISSING IN THIS HYBRID ATTACK IS THE GREAT LOB

The great lob (aka Bomb) was last seen at LSU in the late 60’s and early 70’s from the golden arm of Bertram Hays Jones who threw 85 yards accurately. Bert & Myles both share a rangy NFL QB prototype stature about 6’3 to 6’4 and 210 to 215 lbs. Joe Burreaux, god love him, just didn’t have a cannon to get that ball 70 yards out there & throw a great lob pass. He had a good long Touch pass but he didn’t have the Great Lob. Imagine if Joe had the arm that Myles or Bert had, he might have hit 75 TDs last year ... that’s 15 games x 5

The six passes are:
Bullet high
Bullet Low
Bullet (On the $$$)
Touch (Leads recvr, anticipates location)
Lob (Aka Bomb)

Now you can be a sassy twat n say there’s a shovel pass and that makes seven and next year some sassy twat will say there’s an under-the-balls pass and that makes 8 but they are all Touch passes, which arguably can be broken down like the bullet pass.

Joe Burrow mastered Five of Six throws!
Myles is on the verge of mastering all six and has the best low bullet in CFB.

Everyone wants to phukk with Pokey & play the gif where some Fkn Retard shoves an elderly man out the door or make disparaging remarks about the elderly. I get a tickle out of these zero-CFB-knowledge-Pom-Pom girls cuz I know my daughter knows more about CFB than these Lost Lipschitz Brothers.

Fact: Myles does have a cannon and can throw the Great Lob ACCURATELY to 70 yards. Finley and Johnson have the lob too

LSU has serious speed out there at WR in Trey Palmer et al and it’s just a matter of practice.

Me and Bertam Hays Jones will both be watching Myles electrify you this Fall when the ACCURATE Great Lob returns to Tiger Stadium after a fifty year absence.

Go on, get your licks in on Ole Pokey (I’ve unzipped for you to get at it) but I’ll just say this, “Watch” “Watch”!

Sorry I didn’t put pictures cuz half of u graduatin Gumps can’t read