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re: When Coach Saban retires

Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:18 am to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:18 am to
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It's cool. You can't be offensive about someone who is dead and in hell


Well lets see if we can't find that line and cross it this time around.



Speaking of Jesus, since he's the son of God do you think they kiss on the mouth? Or is that only in the Bear Bryant Version of the bible?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:19 am to
Jesus is fake just like their 64 title
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:19 am to
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I have a name you degenerate. Fine, 3v3, let's do this.

Anderson Cooper was probably kissed on the lips a lot by his Vanderbilitian daddy. Your move nerd.


Both Anderson Cooper and his daddy had enough money to buy all the therapy they needed to deal with their feelings on the matter and still have enough left over to buy your home state and turn it into a giant Vandy logo crop circle, thereby improving its academic reputation by just over 900%.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62583 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:20 am to
You don't have to go back to midieval Germany. The current Queen of England is married to her cousin. The Rothschild men like to marry their nieces.


So now you see why we dominate college football. We have discovered the key to power
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:21 am to
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he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."



I didn't realize how spot on you were when you described genro as Habsburgian
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62583 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:22 am to
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he had a single testicle
Nothing wrong with this at all. It's the worldwide average
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:23 am to
You know who else was mono-testicular? Hitler and Judas!

Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:24 am to
I've heard you can profit off of a testicle.

I've also heard a prostethic (nut) helps with Ballance if you donate/missing one.

:Thethingsyaknow:
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:24 am to
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Queen of England is married to her cousin


Reptile rules are different, incest isn't as big a deal.
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 12:26 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:25 am to
prosthetic nuts are a thing?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62583 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:25 am to
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Speaking of Jesus, since he's the son of God do you think they kiss on the mouth?
Jesus is the son of God and he is God. So Mary is God's mother he impregnated her with himself. It's like that song I'm My Own Grandpa
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:26 am to
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Reptile rules are different, incest isn't as big a deal.



It's been great talking incest and all, but talking about the Reptilian Elite I can really get into
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:27 am to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62583 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Buckingham Palace Admit Queen Elizabeth ‘Is Not Human’



quote:

An internal document acknowledging that Queen Elizabeth is a shapeshifting reptilian was briefly published as a press release on the Royal Family’s official website yesterday before being taken down – but not before alert internet users captured screenshots of the extraordinary article and proof that the press release appeared on Google.






This actually happened
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 12:35 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:34 am to
lol wow, no but really what you've discovered in Saban is the same thing the Patriots discovered.

How many Croatian Americans do you know?

I don't know a single fricking one.

But the top coaches in American Football are both manlet Croatian Americans. If Australia is some kind of weird pipeline for punters/kickers, and Samoa is the same thing for Linemen then Croatia is that for coaches.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:36 am to
I'm going to call it a night fellas!

Got 8am class.

Fun thread though fo sho !

everyone
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:42 am to
Night night
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:44 am to
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Buckingham Palace Admit Queen Elizabeth ‘Is Not Human’


interesting.

I had a thread on the OTB a couple years ago that had a lot of links and images about Obama and Hillary being reptiles. Can't find it now for some reason.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:44 am to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:53 am to
Post it again dude, the OTB looks dead, bring it back to life.
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