re: When Coach Saban retires

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If I really need to explain to you why its weird to kiss your children on the mouth then I really don't think I can help you.

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My family is so much better than yours in every way. I mean we are just happier, smarter, more successful, more well adjusted, better looking people. You're right. You cannot help me

Dad's kiss better...

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It is a measure of respect for his achievements, along with Alabama fans being raised to do the right thing.

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I mean we are just happier, smarter, more successful, more well adjusted, better looking people.

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How Habsburgian of you.

Well I guess it's incestual necrophilia. Which seems more correct than necrophiliac incest. Any way it's a double whammy

Genro is literally the smartest among them, he's their Hawking.

But seriously to non-southerners, all southerners are viewed as inbred / backwards / racists / uneducated etc.

So it’s funny when southerners make fun of each other over these things

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But seriously to non-southerners, all southerners are viewed as inbred / backwards / racists / uneducated etc.

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Yea I guess that's true, I've split my life between the south and the midwest and a lot of ignorant people up there do believe that shite. I just like it for it's meme value against various fanbases.

What are the Dutch if not but Coastal Germans?

Fun story about the Habsburgs. Here's shite from the wiki on Charles II of Spain.

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Charles himself was severely disabled, both physically and mentally, described as "short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live."[3] He is thought to have suffered from the endocrine disease acromegaly and a combination of rare genetic disorders often transmitted through recessive genes, including combined pituitary hormone deficiency and distal renal tubular acidosis.[4] In his case, the so-called Habsburg lip was so pronounced he spoke and ate with difficulty his entire life. He did not learn to talk until the age of four, walk until eight, was treated as an infant until he was ten and did not attend school

He died in Madrid five days before his 39th birthday on 1 November 1700, the 39th anniversary of the death of his elder brother Philip. The physician who performed his autopsy stated his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."[22]

His life was memorably summarised by John Langdon-Davies as follows; We are dealing with a man who died of poison two hundred years before he was born. If birth is a beginning, of no man was it more true to say that in his beginning was his end. From the day of his birth they were waiting for his death

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His father was his mother's uncle.

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I'm sorry Jesus, that was too far even for me

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It's cool. You can't be offensive about someone who is dead and in hell