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What's really going on at Auburn?
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:09 pm
I'm enjoying the dumpster fire as much as the next gump but there's more to this story than a shitty quarterback. There's a reason this team was preseason ranked #6, they're loaded with talent. Those guys practically layed down in death valley saturday right from the first play. Have the players turned on Gus? Has karma finally caught up to them? Is Jeremy Johnson about to rise from the ashes and ascend to his rightful glory clenching Heisman and championship trophies? A strange wind is blowing on the plains............
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:11 pm to Grim
I think the team turned on JJ.. It'd be pretty hard to get pumped when your QB throws it straight to the other team and/or 20 yards in the opposite direction.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:12 pm to Grim
We had a shite QB.. you should know about that.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:14 pm to Grim
To paraphrase happy gilmore:
They're not any good
They're not any good
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:15 pm to Grim
What's going on is we're going 14-1 on the arm of snowboard Cam
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:16 pm to Grim
LSU played well.
The offense sputtered.
Because the offense sputtered, the defense collapsed.
The offense sputtered.
Because the offense sputtered, the defense collapsed.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:19 pm to Grim
Auburn's pattern since 2010 is one great season followed by two meh to bad seasons. Maybe that's what's up? I think the qb just doesn't have what it takes right now. Muschamp wasn't going to come in and make AU's D world beaters in one season either. They'll be all right. Unfortunately.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:25 pm to Hater Bait
Personally, I blame the chicken leg socks/shoe combo.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:27 pm to Grim
We just announced that the next Drew Brees is starting at QB and we goin to the ship. 14-1. National Champs. 

Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:30 pm to rbWarEagle
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Because the offense sputtered, the defense collapsed.
what a joke. if you're right you got a bunch of pussies playing on the D
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:32 pm to LSU GrandDad
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what a joke. if you're right you got a bunch of pussies playing on the D
Grandpa! I told you to go to bed!

Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:34 pm to Grim
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I'm enjoying the dumpster fire as much as the next gump but there's more to this story than a shitty quarterback. There's a reason this team was preseason ranked #6, they're loaded with talent. Those guys practically layed down in death valley saturday right from the first play. Have the players turned on Gus? Has karma finally caught up to them? Is Jeremy Johnson about to rise from the ashes and ascend to his rightful glory clenching Heisman and championship trophies? A strange wind is blowing on the plains............
Here is a long story short:
You have an average 8-5 that lost their bowl game, but had their back-up come in and play a half against the worst team in the west. They go out and hire Will Muschamp to help fix a shitty defense. Add the the fact you have Gus Malzahn hyping up his team and especially his quarterback.
The bottom line is the media are a bunch if idiots. Anybody who follows college football with any knowledge at all knew Auburn wasn't a top ten team. Why do you think so much shite was talked before the season on here.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:35 pm to LSU GrandDad
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what a joke. if you're right you got a bunch of pussies playing on the D
LSU's defense collapsed against us last year because the offense couldn't produce. You should probably use that noggin before you hit "submit".
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:36 pm to Grim
I wouldn't be shocked if the entire locker room hated each other.
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:38 pm to Grim
I don't know, but we were bad last year and still beat them
Maybe they were just truly overrated this year
Maybe they were just truly overrated this year
Posted on 9/22/15 at 9:38 pm to Ancient Astronaut
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I wouldn't be shocked if the entire locker room hated each other.
If i was an AU player, I'd hate all of them too
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