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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:01 pm to reedus23
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:01 pm to reedus23
Arkansas and Missouri actually would seriously hurt some neighboring states if needed form the air.
Drop the chemical weapons from the stealths while barricading into the Ozark Mountains like North Korea.
Hard to beat that vantage points.
Arkansas
With this...
Missouri
Dropping this..
Arkansas
Drop the chemical weapons from the stealths while barricading into the Ozark Mountains like North Korea.
Hard to beat that vantage points.
Arkansas
With this...
Missouri
Dropping this..
Arkansas
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:01 pm to Shawn Spencer
We do for conference games goof. Be afraid. Remember the last time we came to Ahtens? 
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:02 pm to roadGator
Judging from this map, I'd say the united states has mad trust in canada.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:03 pm to Shawn Spencer
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That wouldn't work. We all know Florida doesn't leave the state.
Good...very good.
You will do well here.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:03 pm to LukeSidewalker
They are too french and any balls they might have are frozen 2/3rds of the year.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:03 pm to Bama Bird
This is when the rough riders ride again, and opens up our inner josey wells, and no one comes to MO and survives 
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:04 pm to GoBigOrange86
Already snuggling up with GA. 
You see what we did with their coast line right?
You see what we did with their coast line right?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:04 pm to Bama Bird
I'm surprised nobody has seen the obvious answer to the reason this war starts.
Besides football, there are few things people take more seriously than BBQ.
South Carolina has participated or started more wars than any states of the SEC...so we're about to do what we do.
During the 2014 football season, we are going to use our vast alumni and power from our HRTM program to substitute mustard based BBQ sauces in all of your stadiums, surrounding grocery stores.
Some fanbases are going to roll with it, some are going to explode in anger. The fans that adopt the mustard base will be Ark, Mizzou, LSU, Tenn, and Vandy, They will be known as the Colonel Mustard Syndicate.
The opposing teams will start pointing fingers, and, rather than use logic to determine the culprit, they will begin to blame their rivals or closest member of the CMS to them.
The Sunrise Stratgy will be implemented.
Upon SC's advice (and acknowledgement that Ark may become the 4th-6th best team in the SECw forever now that aTm is there), Arkansas will send it's vast armada of flagships to Florida. Meanwhile, SC will send it's forces to FL south along I-95 and cut off UGA's ports in Savannah. The vast coastline will prove to much for the gators to hold (like trying to hold on to Asia in a game of Risk.) With a little insurrection help from USC former alliances to FSU from the ACC days, FL falls.
Tennessee and all 7 Vandy fans, come down from Rocky Top to attack Northern GA, just as the Peaches are moving south to regain control of Savannah.
ATL is left exposed and the the capital is Sherman'd.
Meanwhile, Mizzou, with their two major metropolises is positioned to fortify themself and send support to ARK (as the armada sailed for FL.)
LSU and Ole Miss cut off the Mississippi River and collaberate to swiftly eliminate any Miss St resistance.
With the Miss River routes now under CMS control and the supply of chinese import Calipari bobble heads shut down, Kent surrenders and agrees to supply the CMS with fried chicken going forward.
aTM and the AL schools are united, but divided.
The Flagships turn to Alabama, or at least that little bitte piece that touches the ocean. The remaining UGA forces head to western GA and Bama to solidify their positions. After weeks without supplies coming through Tenn, or the ports, their morale weakens.
Auburn realizes first that it's better to eat mustard than join with their two most hated rivals, so the War Eagle agrees to join the CMS...UGA nomads and Bama soon fall from too many fronts.
aTm, has wiped out the Mizzou forces in Ark and Mizzou and claimed significant territory. The Flagshippers are battle tested, but depleted from so much warfare that their attempt to reclaim their home is futile and they are crushed to learn that flagships don't travel well on land locked states.
SC proposes an armistice on behalf of the CMS with the new aTm Empire. The New SEC/CMS and aTmEmpire agree to go their seperate ways....
The plan worked perfectly. With a little mustard, SC was able to get aTm, Mizzou and Ark out of the conference and get things back to the way it should be.
Besides football, there are few things people take more seriously than BBQ.
South Carolina has participated or started more wars than any states of the SEC...so we're about to do what we do.
During the 2014 football season, we are going to use our vast alumni and power from our HRTM program to substitute mustard based BBQ sauces in all of your stadiums, surrounding grocery stores.
Some fanbases are going to roll with it, some are going to explode in anger. The fans that adopt the mustard base will be Ark, Mizzou, LSU, Tenn, and Vandy, They will be known as the Colonel Mustard Syndicate.
The opposing teams will start pointing fingers, and, rather than use logic to determine the culprit, they will begin to blame their rivals or closest member of the CMS to them.
The Sunrise Stratgy will be implemented.
Upon SC's advice (and acknowledgement that Ark may become the 4th-6th best team in the SECw forever now that aTm is there), Arkansas will send it's vast armada of flagships to Florida. Meanwhile, SC will send it's forces to FL south along I-95 and cut off UGA's ports in Savannah. The vast coastline will prove to much for the gators to hold (like trying to hold on to Asia in a game of Risk.) With a little insurrection help from USC former alliances to FSU from the ACC days, FL falls.
Tennessee and all 7 Vandy fans, come down from Rocky Top to attack Northern GA, just as the Peaches are moving south to regain control of Savannah.
ATL is left exposed and the the capital is Sherman'd.
Meanwhile, Mizzou, with their two major metropolises is positioned to fortify themself and send support to ARK (as the armada sailed for FL.)
LSU and Ole Miss cut off the Mississippi River and collaberate to swiftly eliminate any Miss St resistance.
With the Miss River routes now under CMS control and the supply of chinese import Calipari bobble heads shut down, Kent surrenders and agrees to supply the CMS with fried chicken going forward.
aTM and the AL schools are united, but divided.
The Flagships turn to Alabama, or at least that little bitte piece that touches the ocean. The remaining UGA forces head to western GA and Bama to solidify their positions. After weeks without supplies coming through Tenn, or the ports, their morale weakens.
Auburn realizes first that it's better to eat mustard than join with their two most hated rivals, so the War Eagle agrees to join the CMS...UGA nomads and Bama soon fall from too many fronts.
aTm, has wiped out the Mizzou forces in Ark and Mizzou and claimed significant territory. The Flagshippers are battle tested, but depleted from so much warfare that their attempt to reclaim their home is futile and they are crushed to learn that flagships don't travel well on land locked states.
SC proposes an armistice on behalf of the CMS with the new aTm Empire. The New SEC/CMS and aTmEmpire agree to go their seperate ways....
The plan worked perfectly. With a little mustard, SC was able to get aTm, Mizzou and Ark out of the conference and get things back to the way it should be.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:05 pm to semotruman
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semotruman
Not doubting the Mizzou cred, just think you do not fully understand the military power unseen and unknown to the average public. In the cold war central KY was a Spetnaz drop site based on its strategic importance. There was a reason for this.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:05 pm to roadGator
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Already snuggling up with GA.
God, no. You're my #1 snugglebunny for life <3
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:06 pm to CockInYourEar
you do realize that Arky is landlocked right?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:07 pm to GoBigOrange86
WTF have you been? Riding out the last of the Dooley storm underground?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:07 pm to roadGator
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They are too french and any balls they might have are frozen 2/3rds of the year.
And they get so high. I like em'.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:08 pm to SunHog
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SunHog
Add a few of these....
We'd be pretty bad arse!
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:08 pm to roadGator
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WTF have you been? Riding out the last of the Dooley storm underground?
You could say that. I've been busy as hell for the last several months. Things are finally calming down a bit, for a little while anyway.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:08 pm to CockInYourEar
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Besides football, there are few things people take more seriously than BBQ.
Kentucky is a mutton state when it comes to BBQ
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:08 pm to roadGator
And now the thread goes from schools to a pissing contest between state arsenals...only on the sec rant.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:09 pm to Cheese Grits
Unrealistic scenarios all over...
For example: WHY would anyone possibly want to invade the State of Alabama?
For example: WHY would anyone possibly want to invade the State of Alabama?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:10 pm to GoBigOrange86
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GoBigOrange86
Hey, Big O!!
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God, no. You're my #1 snugglebunny for life <3
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:11 pm to nitwit
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For example: WHY would anyone possibly want to invade the State of Alabama?
To frick our cousins?
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:12 pm
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