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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:42 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:42 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Someone send out the bat signal.
Kansas is burning, Kansas is burning.
Kansas is burning, Kansas is burning.
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Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:45 pm to Foolish cock
Initially
UF/USC would unite under the command of Spurrier, that much is obvious. UGA quickly folds.
UK/Vandy assess the situation and take advantage of a weakened UT, controlling the north.
The Mississippi schools form an uneasy alliance seeing death on all sides. This works out to State's detriment as OM withholds its forces on an all out assault on LSU. Then OM treats w/ Bama.
Arkansas mops up Mizzou. Reaches out to AU.
A&M holds.
UF/USC would unite under the command of Spurrier, that much is obvious. UGA quickly folds.
UK/Vandy assess the situation and take advantage of a weakened UT, controlling the north.
The Mississippi schools form an uneasy alliance seeing death on all sides. This works out to State's detriment as OM withholds its forces on an all out assault on LSU. Then OM treats w/ Bama.
Arkansas mops up Mizzou. Reaches out to AU.
A&M holds.
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:59 pm to semotruman
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I said earlier that it would end with a celebration at The Grove, where a BBQ competition would take place, igniting the hostilities all over again.
Bad plan.. you can't BBQ shite in the Grove.
Open Flames are strictly prohibited..
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:02 pm to PanhandleDawg
LSU would torch "The Grove"
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:06 pm to CHSgc
I think everyone is underestimating the power of both LSU and Arky. LSU controls the majority of the oil to move all of the tanks, planes, and other transport. You control the salt domes, and you control the war.
Now onto the biggest dark horse of them all- Arky. Forget about the air force base, the nuclear power plant, the chemical weapons I have read about earlier. None of these work without soldiers who are fed well, clothed well, clean-shaven, and happy. This war is in the South gentlemen. Railroads and waterways are out, and WALMART is in. The supply lines begin and end with those 24/7, anything you want fortresses. Also, Saban and the REC can build as many death stars as they want, but let them be against the side back by the Walton's and Jerry Jones and there funding won't seem so unlimited anymore...
Now onto the biggest dark horse of them all- Arky. Forget about the air force base, the nuclear power plant, the chemical weapons I have read about earlier. None of these work without soldiers who are fed well, clothed well, clean-shaven, and happy. This war is in the South gentlemen. Railroads and waterways are out, and WALMART is in. The supply lines begin and end with those 24/7, anything you want fortresses. Also, Saban and the REC can build as many death stars as they want, but let them be against the side back by the Walton's and Jerry Jones and there funding won't seem so unlimited anymore...
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:13 pm to UMRealist
LSU would start it when they beat Alabama this year, and go undefeated, only to get a rematch with Alabama in the BCS Championship AGAIN, and Bama wins by the same score....21-0
Then its on
Then its on
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:19 pm to EvilVodka
World War 3
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:23 pm to EvilVodka
Question about outliers.
Is there potential for attack from across the Ohio in Big Ten Land or the ACC?
If so Kentucky's first moves should be to block I-75 to Knoxville... probably around Jellico Mt.
Then head up and oversee the construction of the Great Wall of Kentucky along the Ohio River. We would artillery on the wall to eliminate the approaching Buckeyes who have very little strength or fire power, but like the Chinese have incredible numbers that they throw at you like ants.
Also I'm assuming the destruction and occupation of Louisville would be quick and painless. They would surrender after they realized they were already surrounded by Kentucky sympathizers.
Is there potential for attack from across the Ohio in Big Ten Land or the ACC?
If so Kentucky's first moves should be to block I-75 to Knoxville... probably around Jellico Mt.
Then head up and oversee the construction of the Great Wall of Kentucky along the Ohio River. We would artillery on the wall to eliminate the approaching Buckeyes who have very little strength or fire power, but like the Chinese have incredible numbers that they throw at you like ants.
Also I'm assuming the destruction and occupation of Louisville would be quick and painless. They would surrender after they realized they were already surrounded by Kentucky sympathizers.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:24 pm to EvilVodka
Well, firstly, LSU and Mississippi State would be pretty strong allies IMHO
Without the help of LSU, State would have problems..But together, State and LSU defeat OM easily-- who very vehemently defends their territory because of their deep rooted hatred for LSU. LSU-State then go on to make alliances with Tennessee to keep Alabama and Texas A&M from controlling the Mississippi river, as they have come in droves. This is an all out war though, because on top of having to defeat Bama from the East and A&M coming from the West, we have to knock out Arkansas. Bama and Texas A&M are attempting to meet up and take the river together, potentially taking the entire SEC by force
Eventually we get an instrumental yet surprise ally in Auburn who helps us win a tight battle to keep the river, and thus the artery of life in the war.
Florida later joins Alabama and Texas A&M, who have also managed to add weakling Mizzou as well as South Cackalacky, but Georgia joins LSU/State/UT/Auburn, helping them win a tight battle
JMO
Without the help of LSU, State would have problems..But together, State and LSU defeat OM easily-- who very vehemently defends their territory because of their deep rooted hatred for LSU. LSU-State then go on to make alliances with Tennessee to keep Alabama and Texas A&M from controlling the Mississippi river, as they have come in droves. This is an all out war though, because on top of having to defeat Bama from the East and A&M coming from the West, we have to knock out Arkansas. Bama and Texas A&M are attempting to meet up and take the river together, potentially taking the entire SEC by force
Eventually we get an instrumental yet surprise ally in Auburn who helps us win a tight battle to keep the river, and thus the artery of life in the war.
Florida later joins Alabama and Texas A&M, who have also managed to add weakling Mizzou as well as South Cackalacky, but Georgia joins LSU/State/UT/Auburn, helping them win a tight battle
JMO
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:38 pm to EST
Leave the torching shite to us... 
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:40 pm to Tiger Live2
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Someone send out the bat signal. Kansas is burning, Kansas is burning.
I thought I smelled roasted chicken!!
I have a press release ready to go...
For immediate release
Lawrence Burns in Retaliation After Fight
Lawrence, kansas, is aflame following an altercation between members of its football and basketball teams.
In retribution for the beating sustained by members of the football team by basketball players some years ago, the offensive line, wearing pink camo uniforms, threw pipe bombs at Allen Field house in the early morning hours.
This historic wooden barn ignited, and flames quickly spread throughout the town.
Contrary to some eye-witness reports of mysterious parachutes dropping into town and starting the fires, this was simply reflections of burning retired basketball jerseys visible through the smoke as blasts sent them high into the air.
Deloss Dodds, de facto sheriff of all big 12 towns, said, "We really don't know what's going on. But I've dispatched camera crews to Lawrence to get the story. Live coverage will be on the LHN very soon."
******
Ok, have the Aggies made their way east to Whiteman AFB yet? TBirdSpur is waiting with rations and some beer.
Eta- to anyone wondering, yes, a few years ago there was a fight on campus between some football and basketball players, and the basketball players won. That actually happened.
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:18 pm to semotruman
Infiltrate Lawrence at night with a 70lb ruck sack with enuff rations to last a couple days. Have some of them C-5's and C-130's take off from Scott Air Force Base about an hour prior to my ETA, and drop off about 10 cans of lighter fluid and a couple cases of bic lighters and let me go to work. I've gotta have my Ipod playing that old song by The Trammps( Disco Inferno ) Burn, Babe , Burn as my fight song. Then Semo you and some of my fellow ranters have a Shelby Cobra with a full tank of gas waiting in Kansas City by Union Station, with a spare key in a predetermined location only found using grid coordinates and GPS. Then its on to Fayetteville. This is the part where we go our separate ways since some of the ranters want us and the piggies on the same team. HCMFA would switch sides since I'm going after that traitor first. Then just for the pyrotechnics and shites and giggles BWA HAS GOTS TO GO. Definately glad LSU's on our side for the most part since it would take a emotional toll on me to frick with Natchitoches, Shreveport, Many, Alex, or Lafayette, or any of my old stomping grounds. Ole Miss would be somewhat ok since the minute I start burning shite the smoke would frick me up and I'd get sleepy then wake up hungry. Knoxville you ok with me, Starkville you ok, but Philadelphia has gots to fricking go( bastards). Gumps and War Eagles you're safe. Don't want to mess with the Powers that be. Georgia I'll take all your women and all of Savannah and then head back up through Kentucky and watch then watch the derby with some of them Georgia women while drinking beer from AB, and Moonshine and dope from local Louisville sources...lol. USCe....Meh. Aggies break JFF leg just to see how he would play after that.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:39 pm to semotruman
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Missouri and A&M watch from the sidelines, until Saban places a call to his old teammate Pinkel. Then Pinkel calls Sumlin, and they put in a request to TBirdSpur, currently stationed in Whiteman AFB. TBird appropriates a stealth bomber, brings SoCalMiz out of retirement to fly it, (with TBird as copilot) and they end this thing. Like. A Boss.
Oh, and on the way back to Whiteman, they bomb Lawrence, kansas again, just for kicks and grins.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:42 pm to semotruman
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have the Aggies made their way east to Whiteman AFB yet? TBirdSpur is waiting with rations and some beer.
Mobilized and standing by
Posted on 6/6/13 at 2:52 pm to EST
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LSU would torch "The Grove"
Cool. Torch Abner's Restaurant while you are at it. The bears will then starve to death.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:05 pm to TbirdSpur2010
So TBird, have you had enough Missouri BBQ yet to compare it with Texas? 
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:13 pm to Bama Bird
Double post
This post was edited on 6/6/13 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:14 pm to semotruman
Bogarts BBQ in St. Louis causes boners. If you experience one lasting for longer than four hours please contact your physician immediately.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:21 pm to semotruman
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So TBird, have you had enough Missouri BBQ yet to compare it with Texas?
I have, and Missouri BBQ is VERY good
Gotta give the nod to TX, though. I know I'm biased, but it's probably more of a familiarity thing for me, tbh.
Posted on 6/6/13 at 3:28 pm to McRebel42
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McRebel42
That might have worked, had the alliance of LSU-Arky-A&M-Mizzou already formed and started the conflict.
I'm starting to think that ultimately, theACC, B1G and Big 12 may try to join forces and attack on 3 flanks if they sense internal discord. Which would cause us all to unite against common enemies.
And Displaced Kentuckian? I'll have to try that one, I've never been there.
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