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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?

Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:46 pm to
Posted by Russvegas Dan
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:46 pm to
If UT lets you, you mean.
Posted by Tiger Live2
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:47 pm to
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Who would've thought a thread about war would be the most peaceful thread of the day

Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:49 pm to
You think the hippies out of Austin man those installations?

You're funny.

They'll be too busy setting up their network camera angles when they skirmish you. And no one will be watching.

I'd like some BBQ shrimp now. Y'all made me hungry.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:50 pm to
Auburn and UT will help us fight Bama and UF. We set up trade with Kentucky. We supply the with oil. They supply us with Bourbon.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:51 pm to
You should know the people fighting the war aren't the people calling the shots.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:51 pm to
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Big 6 vs Little 8

Big 6 wins


Probably not since, given Tennessee's history half of them would defect or throw down their weapons and try to join the other side.

Kentucky ... meh, not a very good history of them fighting for the South either, honestly. So KY and UT probably cancel one another out.

SC and Texas would both kick arse, as usual in wars.

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:51 pm to
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That sounds like a great party to be at. BBQ and Booze.

See, I figured the NCAA would send either the new selection committee or some enforcement team people to judge the BBQ competition, no one would agree with their decision and then it blows up.

Alternatively, ESPN would send in their gameday crew to judge, they'd get confused when Bama wasn't in the finals, Dez would get pizzed and throw some mustard sauce at Herbie, Corso would get sick from too much moonshine, and chaos would erupt.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:51 pm to
Also, I've never had BBQ shrimp.


I suddenly feel like I'm missing out on something amazing.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:52 pm to
I think a Tri-lateral Rivarly Commission could be formed of LSU, Arkansas and A&M...self preservation being the motivator from killing each other. Eastward men.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:54 pm to
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:55 pm to
Holy hell you are missing out. Get some pronto.
Might as well get some oysters too that way.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9794 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:55 pm to
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Also, I've never had BBQ shrimp.

I suddenly feel like I'm missing out on something amazing.

Oh yea, you gotta try it. It's simply amazing. Next time your in NOLA, do yourself a favor and try it.
Damn now I'm hungry. I guess I know what I'm eating as soon as I get back home.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:57 pm to
I've never had BBQ shrimp as well. I'm not too big on shrimp. It's too chewy and doesn't provide enough protein.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:57 pm to
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I think a Tri-lateral Rivarly Commission could be formed of LSU, Arkansas and A&M...self preservation being the motivator from killing each other. Eastward men.


Natural boundry on the Mississippi

Mizou would likely join us. You could funnel the additional military and civilian resources in any direction across the 4 states.

Eastward would be overwhelmed quickly.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:59 pm to
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Mizou would likely join us.

They can join us or we can make a quick swing North first.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20324 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:59 pm to
Chewy shrimp is overcooked shrimp. You're ( or whoever is cooking) doing it wrong.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 11:00 pm
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9794 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:59 pm to
SVP will be on LSU's side. Cowherd spends the entire time talking about how much better L.A. and NYC BBQ is.
Finebaum and Bayless simply just fight.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:00 pm to
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I'm not too big on shrimp. It's too chewy


Posted by SunHog
Illinois
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:00 pm to
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I think a Tri-lateral Rivarly Commission could be formed of LSU, Arkansas and A&M...self preservation being the motivator from killing each other. Eastward men.



All three are connected by waterway, railway and land. You have Swamp to Mountains, Nuclear Power to Oil, Warthogs to Tanks, and Chemicals weapons to Jizz jars (or is this part of the chemical weapons).

I would advise we put the headquarters in the Ozarks or Ouachita Mountains in Arkansas to barricade us in like the North Koreans.


This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 11:03 pm
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:00 pm to
Never my own, all restaurants. I don't particularly care for any shellfish.
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