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What will Bert's excuse be this time..
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm
when they lose to Auburn? Bert will be 8-20 in the SEC and 23-23 overall at Arkansas, in his 4th season.
A. Auburn deflated the footballs.
B. Auburn locked the Arkansas locker room and they couldn't get in at halftime.
C. Auburn went too fast, concerned with player safety.
D. Gus managed to leave out the victory formation in the tapes they shared before the game. Thinks Gus had something up his sleeve.
E. Claims Nova during his pre-game flight, swooped in and stole their play sheets.
F. Auburn was more rested and had more left in the tank. Will bring up the issues he has with bye weeks.
A. Auburn deflated the footballs.
B. Auburn locked the Arkansas locker room and they couldn't get in at halftime.
C. Auburn went too fast, concerned with player safety.
D. Gus managed to leave out the victory formation in the tapes they shared before the game. Thinks Gus had something up his sleeve.
E. Claims Nova during his pre-game flight, swooped in and stole their play sheets.
F. Auburn was more rested and had more left in the tank. Will bring up the issues he has with bye weeks.
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:03 pm to TigerProwl24
Berts fat af baw
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:05 pm to TigerProwl24
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What will Bert's excuse be this time...
I don't know, just waiting for the incoming fat jokes.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:08 pm to TigerProwl24
Wow. I hope your team isn't as weak as your troll. Bert's still hungry. War Eagle tears taste delicious.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:10 pm to TigerProwl24
I actually think Bret is doing a great job. I would rather still have Petrino somehow but approve of the job Bret is doing.
What will your excuse be when Auburn loses to a Bret Bielema coached team on Saturday?
What will your excuse be when Auburn loses to a Bret Bielema coached team on Saturday?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:13 pm to TigerProwl24
Jen drained me
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:17 pm to TigerProwl24
As odd as it sounds, the pigs are going to pass on your face.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:23 pm to South Alabama Tide
since 2008 arkansas is 5 and 3 against auburn. one of those wins coming with Cam Newton, one coming in the first year of a complete rebuild and one coming the first game of the year , just 4 games after the 2nd loss.
The avg score has been Arkansas 33 Auburn 27
honestly I look at this like basically having a 2 week bye before florida
The avg score has been Arkansas 33 Auburn 27
honestly I look at this like basically having a 2 week bye before florida
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:24 pm to TigerProwl24
Probably the smell.
The smell.
The smell.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 4:27 pm to vengeanceofrain
berts bout to go 1-3 against Gus
Posted on 10/20/16 at 5:01 pm to TigerProwl24
I figure Bret will say:
"I wasn't trying to run up the score on them, they just seemed to have quit."
"I wasn't trying to run up the score on them, they just seemed to have quit."
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:23 pm to TigerProwl24
Maybe he can get some pointers by watching most of Gus's post game news conferences over the past couple of seasons.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:28 pm to Butch stones
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Berts a disgusting lump of lard. baw.
FIFY
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:47 pm to TigerProwl24
How long will Auburn keep him locked in the elevator?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:51 pm to Cobrasize
Can't leave Bert in an elevator. To much strain on the lift system.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:54 pm to vengeanceofrain
quote:FIFY.
since 2013 arkansas is 1-2 against auburn.
The avg score has been Arkansas 30 Auburn 42
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:57 pm to vengeanceofrain
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one coming in the first year of a complete rebuild and one coming the first game of the year
Such pathetic excuses. If we are playing the excuse game, let's talk about 2008 when we fired a coach, 2009 complete rebuild, 2012 where we fired a coach after the worst season in modern history, and 2013 with a brand new coach and complete rebuild. Is that how it works?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:01 pm to Cobrasize
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How long will Auburn keep him locked in the elevator?
Long enough for him to miss his halftime snack of three turkeys, two pans of cornbread dressing and eight cans of cranberry sauce. It'll be the real reason he'll be so pissed off in the 2nd half.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:25 pm to TigerProwl24
lol why are auburn fans so cocky? lol y'all are trash
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