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TheBiggestBrother
Alabama Fan
Nashville
Member since Jul 2021
1516 posts

What Texas sits in the middle of.

Good grief Texas sits in the middle of the world's largest pile of dog shite. Dirty Sanchez to the South, Okies to the north, UFO nuts to the West, and swamp creatures (Cajuns) to the east. No wonder the longhorn and f Aggie fans on here are so miserable.
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Purple Lion
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2013
616 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that


armytide373
Alabama Fan
Member since May 2009
14599 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
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TheBiggestBrother

I'm guessing even your smallest brother took your lunch and the last slice of pizza anytime he chose to do so


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armytide373
Alabama Fan
Member since May 2009
14599 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
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And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that



But, it's well known we don't travel well for early games or those that don't allow quality bands to be seated in the lower shitty seats.

So...


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five_fivesix
Alabama Fan
Supreme Exalted
Member since Aug 2012
11848 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Geauxd one Ed. How’s life on the beach?


TheBiggestBrother
Alabama Fan
Nashville
Member since Jul 2021
1516 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Just counting my money and crushing that poon


five_fivesix
Alabama Fan
Supreme Exalted
Member since Aug 2012
11848 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Like a boss


TexasTiger08
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2006
24740 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
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Dirty Sanchez to the South


South Texas is great

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UFO nuts to the West,


Beautiful country

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swamp creatures (Cajuns) to the east


Great food


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TheBiggestBrother
Alabama Fan
Nashville
Member since Jul 2021
1516 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Go tyguahs


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Farmer1906
Houston Astros Fan
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
48328 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
It’s a pretty big state. We usually don’t feel the need to leave.


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tigah paw
LSU Fan
Gordo Al
Member since Jun 2015
958 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Alabama sits in the middle surrounded by states that are all smarter than the good Ole cocksucking Bama folks


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RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
230477 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Soy gumps are complaining about Texas? lolol..


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BornAndRaised_LA
LSU Fan
Illinois
Member since Oct 2018
3665 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
It’s better than what Alabama sits inside of…


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fanmeister
Alabama Fan
Member since Jan 2021
259 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
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And I’m sure a visit from all the fat shite mullet Bama fans with bear Bryant arm sleeve tattoos and back tits is just a welcomed break from all that


I'm from Alabama but, dang, that's pretty funny....


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Shingo
USA Fan
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3330 posts

re: What Texas sits in the middle of.
Quality work Sir


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