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What percentage of Louisianans are food snobs? - "tailgate thread"

Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:30 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:30 pm
Exhibit A for Arkansas

A pot of beans, fried taters and a mess of cornbread in a cast iron skillet big enough to have been a weapon in World War I

Don't get us started on fried squirrel





I'll come down there and whip all your asses beginning with Lunatic and Willy and Magnum PI

Again I say, pot of beans fried taters and cornbread
We got more than that to


Yall going down to Grand Isle for the apocolypse? You'll be at each other's throats down there while we're living it up in the Ozark Mountains.

"tailgate thread" - can't be moved or anchored



My friend Rohan Gravy is not to be harmed





Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16626 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:31 pm to
You type pretty well for a drunk
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:32 pm to



Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11427 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:33 pm to
Cornbread? Ok. I’ll take, after October... maybe with a Chili.

The rest of that bullshite you can keep and would absolutely be laughed at in an LSU tailgate
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 6:38 pm to
The fact that you cooked canned beans, frozen tots, and used packaged cornbread mix (probably the shitty sweetened kind - at that), does not make you a culinary expert. That is Ole Miss - tier.

Now down in the real country, we'll smoke a whole hog like that pig you worship yourself.

Squirrel is good enough for a few fries, but also can be better with alligator and frog legs.

You drink cans of bud light while we're drinking cans of coors golden banquet beer.

You will soon learn your foolish ways learn to smoke as well as fry and not try to be like people from Texas who have more bad food than even florida and those tendy-crazed oxfordians.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 7:58 pm to
We invented frog legs baw and we don't drink sissy beta beer

We drink PBR

If we are all headed for a worldwide depression, guess who Hemingway wrote about in The Grapes of Wrath?

Millions of peaches, peaches for free, peaches and peaches, peaches for me

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

pot of beans fried taters and cornbread


Sounds good to me
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:02 pm to
Harry

You’ve outdone yourself again.

The only thing I would add is lots of butta.

Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17331 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:14 pm to
0%
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:18 pm to
Cute.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:41 pm to
Accidentally upvoted myself

I deserve it
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35814 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:20 pm to
BTW I sautee green peppers into my red beans and rice
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30856 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

A pot of beans, fried taters and a mess of cornbread in a cast iron skillet big enough to have been a weapon in World War I


Depends on the context.

I'd eat that like crazy at home.

For tailgate fare though, it's kind of weak.

If you don't have at least three kinds of meat to choose from, your tailgate is in a tailspin.
Posted by FittySeven
Member since Mar 2020
226 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:07 pm to
Your food sounds good for a drunken night, but that's about it haha
Dog on LSU all you want, but there's a reason why "cuisine" from Louisiana is talked about around the world
Posted by TRex
Member since Mar 2020
339 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:14 pm to
Bitch you can’t spell Frog Legs, and watch your language on this site.
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