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What do you want the sentence to be on Updyke
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:56 am
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:56 am
Make him get a tat on chest "a la AJ" With Cam Newton in Auburn Blue and Orange. LIVE WITH THE SHAME
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Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:58 am to 10888bge
Die by poison, he is a murderer.
This post was edited on 6/20/12 at 12:59 am
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:58 am to 10888bge
What?
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:58 am to 10888bge
Go to his house and kill his 2 favorite trees. Punishment fits the crime.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:59 am to 10888bge
Crucify Him
Posted on 6/20/12 at 12:59 am to 10888bge
Death by guillotine seems reasonable
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:00 am to genro
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Go to his house and kill his 2 favorite trees. Punishment fits the crime.
He lives in Louisiana, poison your own state.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:13 am to 10888bge
One year community service as groundskeeper at AU (closely watched) wearing a billboard "Am I the exception?" on one side and pictures of his autograph seekers on the other.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:13 am to 10888bge
Honestly I think 2 years in prison and a boatload of community service should suffice.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:15 am to Marines4Auburn
quote:Dude, they're trees.
2 years in prison
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:16 am to 10888bge
Permanent banishment from bryant-denny
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:18 am to genro
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Dude, they're trees.
yes and no....trees with historic value....argument can be made for both.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:22 am to 10888bge
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trees with historic value...
No doubt. But no one was hurt. No one was robbed of anything tangible. If someone vandalized Denny Chimes or the Bear Bryant statue, I would say the same thing.
Fine him. Make him make a contribution to Auburn University. But significant prison time is absolutely ludicrous.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:24 am to 10888bge
A hefty fine and several years of probation. Maybe 30 days in jail to appease the bloodlust of the unwashed masses.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:26 am to Robot Santa
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of the unwashed masses.
The ones getting his autograph?
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:27 am to genro
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Dude, they're trees.
It's not so much the tree's per se. A man bought poison to kill something because he was angry over a rivalry. Today trees, tomorrow a Tigerette, our mascot Aubie, etc.
He needs to drink a big gulp of what he fed the tree's, and I am good with that. No jail time.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:27 am to genro
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No doubt. But no one was hurt. No one was robbed of anything tangible. If someone vandalized Denny Chimes or the Bear Bryant statue, I would say the same thing.
I think there is a significant difference in the trees vs a statue. A new statue can easily be erected, if these trees die (maybe they did, I don't know) it will take hundreds of years to grow back like they were.
ETA: I'm not defending either, but to make my point clearer I'd be much more offended if someone poisoned mike vs threw paint on a statue of miles.
This post was edited on 6/20/12 at 1:29 am
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:29 am to Swagga
I'm all in for a lifetime of embarrassment see the tattoo ref at top of page. Did he know the poison wasn't harmful to people? That is what is really scary isht...if it contaminated the soil and water supply(highly unlikely) That is what I thought about when I heard of the poisoning.
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:29 am to 10888bge
Clean up Jordan Hare Stadium in a Cam Newton jersey by himself for 4 or 5 years
Posted on 6/20/12 at 1:30 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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A man bought poison to kill something because he was angry over a rivalry. Today trees, tomorrow a Tigerette, our mascot Aubie, etc.
This isn't Minority Report. We don't punish people for potential future crimes.
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