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Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrative

Posted on 5/3/20 at 10:47 am
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 10:47 am
GusAU called me a POS Liar for stating the fact that Auburn Univ had admitted that the trees were dying, BEFORE Updyke poisoned their roots. Below is proof, from an AU Alumni magazine in 2007, three years before Updyke came along, that I am not lying.


GusAU wrote, "Link or it just confirms what we already know to be true anyways...you are a lying POS. Legitimate Bama fans won't even acknowledge you."

Here ya go:

LINK Yes, it is just one piece. This is not the news article I read a year or so BEFORE Updyke poisoned the tree roots. I have been unable to find it cause google is filled with articles about an Alabama fan poisoning the trees. I know other Alabama fans have some of the other news stories proving this archived. But the linked piece I share clearly states that pressure washing of toilet paper was a major factor in shortening the life of the relatively young oaks on Toomers Corner. If you read all the way to the end, they are talking about how they will have to grow new trees. The news article I read was more blunt than this piece. Years of rolling the trees and pressure washing them was killing the trees.

This does not in any way justify what Updyke did. That fool did a very cruel thing hastening their death, but he also saved Auburn from a very embarrassing narrative, and gave its main rival a black eye. But it should make Auburn fans ask why they have a tradition that kills trees. Roll something else, gee.

This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 10:53 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52538 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:00 am to
Do you have a legit source, Harvey?
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:12 am to
Did you not read the link I sent? Again, Harvey not only likely hastened the death of the trees, but he made it look like Auburn fans were not also killing the trees.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52538 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:17 am to
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:19 am to
Here’s your attention, you goon.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22668 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:19 am to
I thought this was well known already.

It's hard to find articles about it anymore because all the results are for Updumbass.

Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24512 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:21 am to
You can't pressure wash toilet paper out of trees for years and expect it to not harm the tree.

Updyke did something dumb but the trees were in fact dying because of how the Auburn people treated them.
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:26 am to
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re: Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrativePosted on 5/3/20 at 11:19 am to InGAButLoveBama
I thought this was well known already.

It's hard to find articles about it anymore because all the results are for Updumbass.


No, that is my point, Updyke allowed Auburn to avoid having to face a very difficult fact. If you read that piece to which I linked, you can see the embarrassment in its tone. It is not blunt like the news story I read about it.

When Updyke came along, fans of other teams and sports writers gleefully dismissed what Alabama fans were saying about the trees already dying as some myth meant to soften the PR blow to Bama.
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:29 am to
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re: Updyke's Hideous Act was Cruel, but he saved Auburn from an embarrassing narrativePosted on 5/3/20 at 11:21 am to InGAButLoveBama
You can't pressure wash toilet paper out of trees for years and expect it to not harm the tree.

Updyke did something dumb but the trees were in fact dying because of how the Auburn people treated them.



In the piece I shared, it clearly states that Auburn used to have clean up crews picking the paper from trees, but it was impossible to get it all out and it began to look unsightly. So they turned to pressure washing, and voila, years later, the trees were dying. It is a no brainer, but Updkye allowed Auburn an out.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:33 am to
Why do you need validation that the trees were dying beforehand?
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:51 am to
Well first, I was called a POS liar.

Second, if what Updyke did was disgusting and vile, and it was, what are we supposed to make of a tradition that was doing the same thing, perhaps not as fast? I get that it is a beloved tradition, but if it was killing these sacred trees, then shouldn't it be stopped? Find another way to roll the paper. Geeze.
Posted by chateaublanc
Member since Apr 2020
1118 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:53 am to
This topic was totally necessary...
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52538 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 11:59 am to
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Second, if what Updyke did was disgusting and vile, and it was, what are we supposed to make of a tradition that was doing the same thing, perhaps not as fast?


Oh so you don't understand intent?



Carry on.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:00 pm to
Throwing TP in trees as a school tradition is, literally, so trashy.
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:09 pm to
Fr, I like Auburn but leave that tradition to HS teams
Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:13 pm to
Seriously, I think Auburn is a very charming small town. And unlike most Bama fans, I can see the appeal of its campus. It has definitely improved and its older buildings are beautiful. But the Toilet papering of the beautiful oaks is just groce and harmful.
This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52538 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:15 pm to
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But the Toilet papering of the beautiful oaks is just groce 


Alabama fans everyone
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21282 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:42 pm to
Here he is. This is the face of your fanbase now. Be honest, how many selfies have you taken with him?

Posted by InGAButLoveBama
Member since Jan 2018
924 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:48 pm to
Zero. I despise him, for all the reasons I have already stated. But you now know that you were killing those trees too, so I guess you and he have more in common than you would like to acknowledge. Sucks to be you.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 1:00 pm to
U condemn the Tide for a deranged

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