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re: Today We Are All Okies
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:41 pm to Choctaw Hog
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:41 pm to Choctaw Hog
quote:
I can't stand the Sooners or most of their fans
Exactly. The only good thing to come from Austin is some Sooner Haiku....
SWINGING SOONER
Pig under one arm
Goat under the other arm
He's BISEXUAL!
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you're my cousin
NATURE
Aluminum boat...
Eighteen sticks of dynamite.
Time to catch some fish.
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Cain't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
LIAISON
Wife-beater T-shirt,
And stained Dickey's overall's,
Earl's lookin' for love.
DECOR
Billy Ray Cyrus,
And old NASCAR chick posters,
Sooner wallpaper.
CHARIOT
Huge NO FEAR decal,
Dual ten foot antennae,
Here comes the mayor.
MOTHERHOOD
You tell that teacher
You fail and I'll whup her arse,
Sunday after Church.
SECURITY
Ten coon dogs on chains,
Deer rifle, two-foot Mag-light,
Someone's in my yard.
SOONER SCHOOLGIRL'S LAMENT
Why won't boys kiss me?
Paw says I'm a good kisser
Brother disagrees
FASHION
Strutting through Dallas
Mullet, tank top, jean shorts, hat
Sooner on the prowl
OKLAHOMA'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR
Snug fit Jordache Jeans
My mullet cut combed just right
Damn these chicks dig me
SOONER CRUISER
Two glasspac mufflers
Fuzzy dice hanging down low
Eighty-one fire bird
SOONER FOREPLAY
Ice cold Busch Light beer,
Smoke , lighter on bedside stand,
Here [censored]! I'm ready
SOONER DREAM GIRL
More tattoos than teeth
Tight polka dot tube top on,
Hot damn I'm in love.
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Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:43 pm to Rum Drink in Hand
quote:
Thanks, Choctaw Hog. Anyone who actually attended and SEC school and chooses to root/cheer/pander/arse kiss a Big12-2-2+2 school over another SEC team is a damned fool.
I was a strong proponent of getting the Aggies in the SEC and I'm damn glad we did. A & M brings a lot to the table and I’ll be pulling for them tonight. I think the Aggies wallop the Sooners by 17-21 points tonight.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:43 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Enjoy being disappinted. Aggies gonna roll.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:46 pm to AngryBeavers
Hell, I was born in Oklahoma and I can't even stand OU. Gig 'em
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:02 pm to I Ham That I Ham
4 pages, this thread looks successful
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:04 pm to Porker Face
quote:
4 pages, this thread looks successful
was this a nice sail?
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:17 pm to Porker Face
I like promoting healthy cfb discussion. 
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:20 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
OU isn't relevant anymore. They beat one ranked team (Texas lawlz) this year and play in the most overrated conference in the history of any sport at any point in time. When was their last bowl game win that mattered? Like 10 years ago? Get the f--- out of here Yankee.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:26 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Nope. I'm for the jars tonight.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:28 pm to I Ham That I Ham
quote:
As an Arkie, I root for my neighbors, the Okies, in
Not me, a-hole.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 5:55 pm to Dalosaqy
quote:
Not me, a-hole.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:10 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Doesn't look good for Aggy. They just do not win at Jerry World. The fact that they only had a chance to play their two new big bros there could have something to do with that. We'll see...
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:12 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Can't agree with you on this one. frick OU
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:24 pm to semotruman
Classics!
Oh, and SEC, SEC, SEC!
Oh, and SEC, SEC, SEC!
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:34 pm to Rambler
I usually pull for Oklahoma but in this case, I'm pulling for A&M.
Gotta go with the SEC, and they have put on a pretty good show this year...
Gotta go with the SEC, and they have put on a pretty good show this year...
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:36 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Johnny Football here, gig em.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:43 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Only fans of teams that make bowls can root for teams in bowls. 
Posted on 1/4/13 at 6:47 pm to CrimsonFanSince94
boomer
Posted on 1/4/13 at 7:08 pm to I Ham That I Ham
"Big Game Bob" Stoopsid loses another one -- what a douche.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 7:10 pm to I Ham That I Ham
sooner
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