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re: This is why I can't root for State

Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:17 pm to
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Pank doesn't operate on the 1-10 scale. He slings dick on the binary. Either 1s or 0s baby.


Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:17 pm to
we need pics
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:17 pm to
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Pank doesn't operate on the 1-10 scale. He slings dick on the binary. Either 1s or 0s baby.

This made me crack the frick up in the middle of class. Is this original?
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16333 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:19 pm to
Yes. Invented it while overseas.. Some Soldiers will frick girls with manlier backs and shoulders than I have over there..
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:19 pm to
How can you not give a frick what a face looks like? What if she had a beard?



Are you a monkey?
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:19 pm to
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we need pics


Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:20 pm to
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Are you a monkey?


Us humans are apes you know.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
73261 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:20 pm to
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How can you not give a frick what a face looks like? What if she had a beard?




once again.....face -> wall

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Are you a monkey?


:racist:
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123369 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:20 pm to
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How can you not give a frick what a face looks like? What if she had a beard?


Right, any self respecting guy has a limit.
Posted by sharpSee
Hail Statement
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:20 pm to
I've had some frat buddies talk to me about the binary scale many years ago...
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:21 pm to
We need to get Tornado Alley in this thread. He was a bartender at the shak during that time. He would tell you alllllll about her.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16333 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:21 pm to


My assessment:by the looks of her and your appetite, if you need to get rid of her the only proper way would be to frick her sister.
Posted by sharpSee
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:21 pm to
Need arse pics bro.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
73261 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:21 pm to
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We need to get Tornado Alley in this thread. He was a bartender at the shak during that time. He would tell you alllllll about her.




As was Rebeltider.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25511 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:22 pm to
According to the Mike Jones hierarchy...Cute Face is the most important thing. Big behind is all the way at #3. Pank needs to get his priorities straight.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:22 pm to
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I've had some frat buddies talk to me about the binary scale many years ago...

Well maybe hardy was such a badass at State that he left an impression on lots of people.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:22 pm to
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Are you a monkey?

Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
73261 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:22 pm to
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Need arse pics bro.



Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123369 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:22 pm to
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would tell you alllllll about her.


Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16333 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:23 pm to
Everything gets related to sex.. Case in point- OM/MSU threads.
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