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re: The roast of Chad Morris

Posted on 5/28/22 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by WhaddupDawg
In your heart
Member since Apr 2022
3833 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 4:35 pm to
“Those days” as in when Arkansas was 2-10, numbnuts.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22859 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 4:54 pm to
I was horrified when Auburn hired him as OC. Things have been on a downward trajectory ever since even after he was gone.
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
2009 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

So, Chad was happily living in Allen, TX, coaching at Allen High School. He was happy. Allen was happy but the big money people at Arkansas couldn't stand it. They were paying off his 2.3 million$. Contract said if he got a college job, his salary would be offset. i.e if he got a job that paid $1M, the money guys would only have to pay $1.3M.

Well, Chad's Allen High School job paid $140,000.

The money people were upset so they threatened to sue him. So Chad had to resign two weeks ago, the day after Spring drills at Allen HS. That stopped him from coaching 16 year old's and Allen searching for a coach at the very worst time.

Advise to Arkansas...it's ok to be poor but don't try to act like you have money. And good luck to old "yes sir" getting an invite to speak at the Texas High School Coaches Association annual meeting. All you did was yank a coach out from under some kids.


Holy shite he posts here guys!

Eat shite and die Chad.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47179 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 6:33 pm to
look at the first few seconds - he can't just drink regular water, he had to put some kind of blue sugary fizzle something something in his water
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47179 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 7:06 pm to
it took two years for our dipshit Arkansas sports media to even ask those questions
Posted by perch
Member since Jul 2013
250 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 7:30 pm to
If you are talking about the new hire then you are wrong.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48712 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 7:36 pm to
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The PTSD from Petrino’s bike wreck through all of that still lingers strong.


You all still trying to sell that story? God bless ya but man everyone knows what happened why not just own it.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52902 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 7:44 pm to
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I've been going back and watching some of the old Chad Morris press conferences


Jesus fricking christ dude...find a life. I love cfb as much as the next guy, but you are borderline Updyke stupid. What the frick?
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
8328 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 9:58 pm to
Didn't he get paid $10 million to leave without ever winning a single conference game?

Whoever signed that contract on Arkansas' side was the real embarrassment.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15373 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 10:11 pm to
One of the best Aggie Narcs.
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
18276 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 10:33 pm to
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Didn't he get paid $10 million to leave without ever winning a single conference game?

Whoever signed that contract on Arkansas' side was the real embarrassment.

Be careful what you say because Arkansas fans will find a way to get their team to beat Alabama!
Posted by themicah85
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
3509 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 10:51 pm to
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Dude was hired by Arkansas after this.

Nobody should laugh at Chad Morris. Everyone should laugh at Arkansas for hiring him


THIS THIS THIS

why did yall even hire him. I get we hired Dooley and I feel fairly confident everyone thought that was dumb as hell from the go. Yall had it rolling with petrino, beliema was solid atleast on paper but Chad Morris is a headscratcher
Posted by Rzrbackguy
Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
2519 posts
Posted on 5/29/22 at 5:11 am to
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've been going back and watching some of the old Chad Morris press conferences


My God man, what crime could you have committed that would lead a sadistic bastard of a judge to sentence you to this!

I can’t think of a less worthwhile thing to do.
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