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re: The rivalry begins: Gamecocks planning to sabotage Aggie Yell Practice
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:35 pm to Cooter Davenport
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:35 pm to Cooter Davenport
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I don't understand why Texans make such a big point of pride...
Wait. What? Heh.
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Pork is the king of meat. Everyone else agrees.
They agree because that's what they're accustomed to. They're accustomed to pork because the South was poor back in the day, and pigs fend for themselves much better than cattle. That's it. That's the only reason. I like picking on Texans, too, but this one isn't on them. As soon as the subject comes up some nimrod from the SE jumps in about pork being the only "real" barbeque.
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I'm overweight. I hate Obama. I drive a 4x4 truck. I am Texan in all other views and lifestyle choices.
I don't believe you. You're chewing on sprouts right NOW, aren't ya?
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:36 pm to Cooter Davenport
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Plus there are hippes in Asheville.
Goddamn right. Shangri-La in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Now if they will just legalize weed up here.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:38 pm to PortCityTiger82
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If history tells us anything..... The aggies will jump all over the cocks.
Alright... gotta say, I laughed. Well done.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:40 pm to finestfirst79
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They're accustomed to pork because the South was poor back in the day, and pigs fend for themselves much better than cattle. That's it. That's the only reason. I like picking on Texans, too, but this one isn't on them.
This.
Plus, pork is what they know; just like beef is what most Texans know.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:20 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:24 pm to finestfirst79
Southerners didn't eat pork "cuz they was poor." Pigs are easier to raise in hilly, heavily forested areas. Clearing out dense swaths of forest just to raise cattle is a waste of energy. Even now, I rarely see cattle farms here. Hogs and chickens, damn near everywhere.
Beef isn't barbecue, and men shouldn't be your only cheerleaders. Y'all do everything wrong.
Beef isn't barbecue, and men shouldn't be your only cheerleaders. Y'all do everything wrong.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:28 pm to RoyalAir
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Southerners didn't eat pork "cuz they was poor." Pigs are easier to raise in hilly, heavily forested areas. Clearing out dense swaths of forest just to raise cattle is a waste of energy.
So poor and lazy then. Got it.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:28 pm to RoyalAir
I bet you put beans in your chili, don't cha?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:31 pm to finestfirst79
How can you say pork is the "king" of meats when half the world won't eat it, and the bible says not to eat it?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:31 pm to Nguyening
I do anything the Bible tells me not to do. And it just tastes better with barbecue.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:41 pm to Nguyening
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How can you say pork is the "king" of meats when half the world won't eat it, and the bible says not to eat it?
well, looks like we found the al quada.
Could be a tex/mex sleeper cell....al queso?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:42 pm to CockInYourEar
You put beans in your chili, don't you?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:43 pm to finestfirst79
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So poor and lazy then. Got it.
I know you live in Mississippi, but the Texan in you is still strong.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:44 pm to Gradual_Stroke
frick chili I eat hash on rice
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:44 pm to Cooter Davenport
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Never had the pleasure of going to Gainesville but fortunately I have been to Orlando, Atlanta, Tampa, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Jackson, Knoxville, Memphis, Oxford, Chattanooga, Clemson, Charlotte, Asheville, Biloxi, Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, DC, and Baltimore in the summer and none of those places was appreciably hotter or more humid than Houston. Our players will not give a shite about Columbia because it won't feel any different than what they are used to.
Agreed. Houston is the most humid place in the country.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:47 pm to jackmanusc
Synonymous with me. Never went to my grandmas where she served BBQ and not hash
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:47 pm to TeLeFaWx
horse shite, you have clearly never been to Camp Lejeune in the middle of the summer
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:53 pm to mikeboss550
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horse shite, you have clearly never been to Camp Lejeune in the middle of the summer
Urban Heat Island Effect raises the temperature of the average temperature 5 degrees. All the buildings and shite, and being inland enough, there is no coastal breeze. And Houston has an average humidity of like 78 which is just as bad, if not worse than a swamp in Louisiana or Florida, but there isn't a giant mass of concrete, steel and glass blocking wind and trapping heat.
It truly is the most miserable weather in the country.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 9:59 pm to TeLeFaWx
Downtown Houston has an entire tunnel system so people don't have to go outside during summer, similar to how cities in the upper Midwest have indoor walkways for the winter. Summer is absolutely terrible, I remember a couple summer ago when the hi/los were like 105/90 with 50-60% humidity.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:01 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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The rivalry begins
This "rivalry" sucks, just a bunch of dudes talking about weather, meat and a group of guys getting together at midnight to grab their junk and yell at each other.
I'm going to have to go ahead and Deny the OP's Rivalry Application.
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