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The real reason Gumps don't want you bringing up history...

Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:46 pm
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:46 pm
The more you dig the more you can see how many of their national championships are complete bullshite

The 1941 national championship claim might be the dumbest national title claim in the history of sports. This is aggy tier shite. Alabama went 9-2, finished No 20 in the AP and claims a national title. :lol: Pathetic. How insecure of a team/fanbase do you have to be to lie like this?

Also makes sense that they were the first ones to bring up Colt getting hurt on here because deep down they know they don't deserve that ship.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46551 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:47 pm to
We could claim 37 if we wanted, and there’s not a single damn thing you can do about it. The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.

Sit down and shut the frick up, plebe.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9172 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:48 pm to
Just not a good troll Willie Boy
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:48 pm to
Jesus Christ was a Texas Longhorn and got us our first title in 23 AD, now frick off.
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 6:49 pm
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7539 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:48 pm to
Man I don’t even like Bama

But I fricking loathe you tea sipping, dildo waving, beevus sacks of shite. I hope Bama rips your arse open every time you play them. I hope you go winless in conference til 2035. I hope you hit your funny bone hard as frick today.
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:49 pm to
Doesn't Mack Brown coach at UNC now?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
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Posted by 5Wide
Member since Jun 2013
1918 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

The more you dig the more you can see how many of their national championships are complete bullshite



Still have more than everyone else regardless of what counting method you want to use.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:50 pm to
If we don't have to abide by reality when why can't I claim 3 million titles?
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4653 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:50 pm to
Yea he does and he has UNC way better off than Texas

They look so stupid running him off
This post was edited on 8/1/21 at 8:20 am
Posted by TheFourHorsemen
Next door to Ric Flair
Member since Jul 2021
2169 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:50 pm to
Any way you count them Alabama is #1.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:50 pm to
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If we don't have to abide by reality when why can't I claim 3 million titles?


The same reason you sleep with fat chicks. Figure it out.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:51 pm to
Jokes on you, I'm gay
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18119 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:51 pm to
Now do how many Bama has had since your last one.
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18001 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:51 pm to


Y’all are beginning to warm up to me.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:51 pm to
Post less
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22923 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Man I don’t even like Bama

But I fricking loathe you tea sipping, dildo waving, beevus sacks of shite. I hope Bama rips your arse open every time you play them. I hope you go winless in conference til 2035. I hope you hit your funny bone hard as frick today.


Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
14141 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:01 pm to
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Jokes on you, I'm gay



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Texas Fan



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Austin



I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you !!
Posted by Suppressor
Dallas, Tx
Member since Jan 2021
19 posts
Posted on 7/31/21 at 7:03 pm to
Hey, nothing wrong with sleeping with fat chicks.. I like them all sizes, and the bigger the better... when you get the really big ones and get that motion going, it's like having sex on a waterbed in the 80s.
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