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Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:18 pm to deltaland
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:18 pm to deltaland
i only like straight shots of tequila or whiskey. lots of mixed shots are too sweet so girls can handle them. I HATE sweet taste in liquor.
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Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:19 pm to Slippery Slope
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:19 pm to NIH
I usually get straight shots.... I get water moccasins when ordering shots with a girl unless she is a hardass drinker.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:19 pm to Slippery Slope
Holy hell 
dibs
dibs
This post was edited on 3/26/12 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:20 pm to deltaland
there's nothing worse than the girl who wants shots then takes 5minutes to prepare herself for tequila.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:22 pm to NIH
Take the shot, bitch! Salt, booze, fruit, go!!!
This post was edited on 3/26/12 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:23 pm to NIH
quote:
there's nothing worse than the girl who wants shots then takes 5minutes to prepare herself for tequila.
As long as she takes 5 minutes to prepare for my penis in her vagina then I'm cool with it
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:25 pm to Tds & Beer
That reminded me of that episode of Sunny when they're trying to get Charlie drunk.
"So it goes: shot, salt, lime?"
"I couldn't be more confused."
"So it goes: shot, salt, lime?"
"I couldn't be more confused."
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:28 pm to deltaland
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As long as she takes 5 minutes to prepare for my penis in her vagina then I'm cool with it
You're doing it wrong. Every time I've bought a tequila shot for a girl, it's ended in anal in the shower because she can't stop vomiting.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:28 pm to Slippery Slope
yeah i just saw it but didn't remember the exact words
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:28 pm to Tds & Beer
a lot of the little chicks down here can drink like grown arse men, though.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:29 pm to Slippery Slope
hold my hair = tag it from behind 
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:29 pm to NIH
truth, almost all the girls i went to school with can drink like men.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:31 pm to Slippery Slope
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You're doing it wrong. Every time I've bought a tequila shot for a girl, it's ended in anal in the shower because she can't stop vomiting.
shite I know girls that can handle their liquor.
And my penis.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:36 pm to deltaland
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For shots, if it isn't straight liquor, I love me some water moccasins.
amazing Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:38 pm to NIH
quote:
hold my hair = tag it from behind
This post was edited on 3/26/12 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:38 pm to deltaland
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And my penis.
They can't handle mine. It's not big, it's just weird. It's been described as having the shape and texture of a hard shell taco.
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:45 pm to NIH
quote:You are a girl?
hold my hair = tag it from behind
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:50 pm to Diamondawg
Posted on 3/26/12 at 8:52 pm to Slippery Slope
You should probably see a doctor about that.
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