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re: The "Missouri Waltz" - how do I square my Yankeehood with our game anthem???

Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15948 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:51 pm to
You don't seem to understand that just because a bunch of people moved to Missouri in the 1800s and called an area Little Dixie doesn't mean shite today. Also being a slave state doesn't mean shite today. As for a magazine, I wonder why they use the broadest possible definition of southern? Maybe because that maximizes their readership??

ETA: the hundreds of people going to Missouri from Chicago have a helluva lot more relevance today than some wealthy planter family who moved in to Columbia 200+ years ago
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Posted by TheSandman
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Member since Nov 2010
19513 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Some people are obsessed with being all things "Southern" and have a comical distaste for "yankee, northern states"

Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
10172 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:54 pm to
Your entire existence on these boards is to miserably attempt to degrade Mizzou with complete and utter bullshite. Was the bully that beat you up as a child a big Mizzou fan or something?

Having spent a decent amount of time in both Fayetteville and Columbia, they aren't that different. Mizzou is just a slightly better school.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29617 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:55 pm to
But arkansas is "southern" swine face?

Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

the hundreds of people going to Missouri from Chicago



Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16952 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:00 pm to
I think I'll take the word of a historian/professor who is very knowledgable of southern culture over the Internet message boarder from Arkansas. The point of the article is that Missouri has southern roots that are evident as far north as Columbia, and there's no question that south/southeast Missouri is indeed southern itself.

Porker face, you are one of the most slanderous and blindly hateful posters towards Mizzou and it baffles me as to why, unless you are plain and simply, a massive troll.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15948 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:02 pm to
Your entire existence on these boards is to pump rainbows up Missouri's arse, and when that doesn't work and mean folks start pointing out the flaws in your arguments, you resort back to your usual lameass ad hominem defense, which is meaningless.

Example: now
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Your entire existence on these boards is to pump rainbows up Missouri's arse,


Saying that Mizzou fans trying to liken our state to Arkansas is "pumping rainbows up Missouri's arse" is like saying you'd be pumping raibows up the United States' arse if you likened it to Afghanistan.
This post was edited on 6/7/12 at 5:08 pm
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16952 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Your entire existence on these boards is to pump rainbows up Missouri's arse


Stop. Ask yourself: do the majority of posters here not do the same for their own school? Especially, dare I say, Arkansas fans?

quote:

when that doesn't work and mean folks start pointing out the flaws in your arguments


I wasn't aware that there were any flaws in my argument, nor that anyone pointed any out.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29617 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:06 pm to
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Porker Face


Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15948 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

I wasn't aware that there were any flaws in my argument, nor that anyone pointed any out.


I was directing that at BreakawayBitch, not you
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Saying that Mizzou fans trying to liken our state to Arkasnas is "pumping rainbows up Missouri's arse" is like saying you'd be pumping raibows up the United States' arse if you likened it to Afghanistan.


Wait a second (counts fingers and toes... Carry the 1, and...)

Hey, frick you!

Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
10172 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Your entire existence on these boards is to pump rainbows up Missouri's arse, and when that doesn't work and mean folks start pointing out the flaws in your arguments, you resort back to your usual lameass ad hominem defense, which is meaningless.

What an ironic sentence.

I certainly don't "pump rainbows up Missouri's arse." And what I certainly don't do is talk incessantly about how fricking terrible Arkansas is, let alone without any factual basis for my claims.

GFY, DIAF, etc. You make me miss DaleDenton.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15948 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Saying that Mizzou fans trying to liken our state to Arkansas is "pumping rainbows up Missouri's arse" is like saying you'd be pumping raibows up the United States' arse if you likened it to Afghanistan.


Then why do your fans do it at length??
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29617 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:12 pm to
It appears Porker Face's rash he gets when some one types the word "Mizzou" has popped up again.




Might I recommend this to help soothe that discomfort ?



Good luck Porker. Hope that clears up soon.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15948 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:13 pm to
Breakaway posting technique:

1. Post something about the awesomeness that is Missouri
2. Be soundly defeated in an argument
3. Attack poster who just trashed my shitty argument
4. Repeat

Example: You're still doing it.
Posted by FightTigers
Missourah
Member since Oct 2011
2693 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:16 pm to
Porker you post far, far too much my friend. In the immortal words of Bobby Petrino, "For You My Friend!"
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29617 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:24 pm to
Porker posting technique:

1. Search for Mizzou related post and if none found move to step 1A.
1A. Create a thread ripping Mizzou

2. Flame and troll Mizzou posters.

3. Become completely asshurt when the trolling and flames are returned to him by Mizzou posters.

4. Break out in a rash

5. Repeat. (Often)

This post was edited on 6/7/12 at 5:40 pm
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

4. Break out in a rash

5. Repeat. (Often)

WAY too often!! Seriously, it makes the cool Arkansas folks like 870, Cheshire, blacknblu, etc. look bad. He doesn't have that many posts - could he be a Dale Denton alter?

The Mizzou obsession is perplexing.

Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 6/7/12 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Breakaway posting technique:

1. Post something about the awesomeness that is Missouri


Hmmm don't know if you're talking about the school or the state. But as far as the state goes Missouri is a GREAT state to live in and raise a family. See lots of people from Arkansas up here, starting to notice more people from Louisiana and Mississippi up here. Oh I can throw in Texas people moving up this way. Not to mention people moving over from Kansas and Oklahoma. We laugh at the KU folks talking shite on the state of Missouri but almost 1/4 of their Alumni live here.

ETA: The poor bastards wanted to get KU specialty plates in Missouri but it got denied because of their refusal to play Mizzou. On a side note Missouri approved Pittsburg State(KS) specialty plates but said no to KU. Talk about a Rivalry.

This post was edited on 6/7/12 at 5:51 pm
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