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The "I can't stand Clemson" thread

Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:16 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:16 pm
It's everyone's favorite wannabe SEC school! The orange and purple clad dinosaurs from your favorite local cartoon station will be making an appearance in Columbia this weekend.


Nobody mistakes who Clemson is. They are nationally known. You see their logo, you think Clemson. There isn't any mistaking it. You can also easily point Clemson out on a map.



What is not to love about this beloved University?
From the awesome tailgating:

To the always cheery and optimistic fan support:

Oh yes, Clemson is very dear to our hearts. It's enough to make you emotional.

Tears of joy, I'm sure.
Here's the "Real Death Valley" for you LSU fans who may be confused:

Let's not forget their legendary head coach:


In closing, Clemson is a sorry program. Who's only bought success, and only once. They lump themselves with Florida, Alabama, and LSU. They claim they hold the record for loudest decibal reached. They talk down the SEC, saying they could win 10 games a year every year. They have such an inferiority complex towards South Carolina these days, it's hard to take them seriously. We've owned them in just about every sport. It's time to make it 3 years in a row. Will it shut them up? Doubt it.



It's the annual Battle of the Palmetto State!






This post was edited on 11/21/11 at 2:35 pm
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91645 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:17 pm to
I love Clemson...
Posted by JoLeUGA
Mt. Mitchell, NC
Member since Mar 2009
7879 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:18 pm to
Would anyone like to guess who owns a 41-17-4 record agains the Tigers?
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:20 pm to
frick Clemson!!
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
19411 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:21 pm to
They can go screw themselves. Dear God, their fans are retarded. And Dabo?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:21 pm to
I wish we did.

At least the only thing Clemson CAN use in an argument is their one NC and the overall series record.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:22 pm to
to that

frick clemson. possibly the worst cheers in CFB
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:22 pm to
yall do know #1 LSU vs #3 R-kansas is friday? why are yall talking about clemson?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

yall do know #1 LSU vs #3 R-kansas is friday? why are yall talking about clemson?


Because I could care less about a meaningless game.
Posted by JoLeUGA
Mt. Mitchell, NC
Member since Mar 2009
7879 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

why are yall talking about clemson?


Uh because they play them??
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40254 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

They have such an inferiority complex towards South Carolina these days


ironic
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:27 pm to
Hey they have. Yeah we used to have one with them, but we've been owning them in classic fashion in every sport. Even basketball!
Posted by LSU Rules07
Member since Oct 2007
1253 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:28 pm to
i was just messing with yall. i hope USC kicks the shite out of them. See you in a few weeks UGA
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:28 pm to
I spent a few weeks with a Clemson girl once and she liked anal sex. So I can't really say anything bad about the school.
Posted by JoLeUGA
Mt. Mitchell, NC
Member since Mar 2009
7879 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:28 pm to
Dont even get me started w/ Georgia Tech's attitude towards us.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

I spent a few weeks with a Clemson girl once and she liked anal sex.

You got lucky. They prefer anal sex with livestock.
Posted by UWGDAWG
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2011
2107 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

livestock prefer anal sex with them.


fify
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:33 pm to
Well that's on even days on the calendar. It's the Equal Opportunity Penetration thing they have going on up there.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

livestock prefer anal sex with them.

Well ... I am a pig of sorts.
Posted by Hootie Rogers
Member since Sep 2011
158 posts
Posted on 11/21/11 at 2:35 pm to
Haha,I graduated high school with all of those guys painted purple in that first picture. Good guys but a little misguided.
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