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re: The #1 thing people hate about Texas is
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:51 am to Griffindawg
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:51 am to Griffindawg
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My grandmother is from Texas and still has this attitude even though she hasn’t lived there in 58 years. It has always annoyed me when she starts in on how great Texas is.
You need to listen to your grandmother. She is a wise lady.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:57 am to KingofTexas
Good god man just stop posting. You are bad at trolling. There is supposed to be some sort of wit or backhanded humor in these. You are really REALLY bad at this. Even your fellow Texas posters agree.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:59 am to KingofTexas
Ya'll are more west coast than SEC. Texas should go boost up the Pac 12 instead of becoming a SEC bottom dweller.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:21 pm to KingofTexas
I remember my first beer too
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:24 pm to KingofTexas
yeah dude...thats it, we are all jealous of UTjr.
smh, pretty sure we were doing just fine without you.
Yall are really good at making me like A&M a lot more
smh, pretty sure we were doing just fine without you.
Yall are really good at making me like A&M a lot more
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:39 pm to LegendOfCobb
I hate all those cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles as big as a dinner plate. They all look like a 6 year old on Christmas morning showing off what Santa brought
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:43 pm to KingofTexas
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The #1 thing people hate about Texas is
fricking Texans
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:44 pm to KingofTexas
No, it’s because your student body makes UC- Berkeleys look like Muhammad Ali, in his prime.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:05 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
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See the example by the aggy alter OP.
We've already established that KingofTexas = SadUCFKnight
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:15 pm to KingofTexas
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The #1 thing people hate about Texas is
You know what's sad is, as an OU fan, I don't even hate Texas anymore.Texas has sucked so bad and for so long, I have lost my hate and just feel bad for them.
I guess you could say that is the #1 thing Ou fan's hate Texas for, sucking so bad we lost our hate.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:35 pm to RedDirtSooner
All hat no cattle. They are the "Stanford of the South", just ask them. World-class journalism school. Everything else A&M equals.
Also, who has the better record last ten years despite playing in a superior conference. I'll hang up and listen. Also we make just as much money as you, so that argument is moot. But, but, where Texas.
Congratulations, SEC, welcome to what you signed up for.
Also, who has the better record last ten years despite playing in a superior conference. I'll hang up and listen. Also we make just as much money as you, so that argument is moot. But, but, where Texas.
Congratulations, SEC, welcome to what you signed up for.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:51 pm to KingofTexas
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The #1 thing people hate about Texas is
They ain't Texas.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:12 pm to pickitup
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Also, who has the better record last ten years despite playing in a superior conference. I'll hang up and listen.
Over the last 10 years..
Texas (in one of their worst decades ever)
54% against P5 teams (61-53)
0 Conference Championships
0 National Championships
1 Ten win season
A&M (in one of their best decades ever)
56% against P5 teams (55-43)
0 Conference Championships
0 National Championships
1 Ten win season
Both teams have sucked the last 10 years. Slice it anyway that you want.. but your record looks better because you are 29-0 against G5 or lower teams over the last 10 years, whereas Texas was 12-0 in those games.
But keep beating your drum if you want..
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:27 pm to KingofTexas
I was gonna say illegals.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:59 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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I hate all those cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles as big as a dinner plate. They all look like a 6 year old on Christmas morning showing off what Santa brought
Coming from the fan base that wears shoulder pads with plastic spikes?
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:08 pm to KingofTexas
Lived in Texas as a kid. I love the state. But you whorns are a bunch of cultists
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:12 pm to KingofTexas
It's the arrogance.
The most annoying type of arrogance.
The "All Hat and No Cattle" kind.
The can't win in the Big 12 but we are awesome kind.
The one-10-win season in a long, long, long time kind.
The living solely in the past kind.
The mind-blowing burnt-orange hubris despite being irrelevant in college football for about a decade kind.
Arrogant crap-talkers with absolutely NOTHING in almost 20 years to back it up with.
The most annoying type of arrogance.
The "All Hat and No Cattle" kind.
The can't win in the Big 12 but we are awesome kind.
The one-10-win season in a long, long, long time kind.
The living solely in the past kind.
The mind-blowing burnt-orange hubris despite being irrelevant in college football for about a decade kind.
Arrogant crap-talkers with absolutely NOTHING in almost 20 years to back it up with.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:21 pm to Jrv2damac
This is true. They will remind you everything is bigger and better in Texas.
If you say it's hot in your state, they will say it's hotter here.
If you say your state has a lot of poor people, they will say they have more people living in poverty than your state.
If you say it's hot in your state, they will say it's hotter here.
If you say your state has a lot of poor people, they will say they have more people living in poverty than your state.
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:01 pm to KingofTexas
That’s Spike, a group of students who cheer for UGA. The difference between them and the Texas “cowboys” is that they don’t dress like this every day of their life. I had the misfortune of having to live in Texas for several months. I can’t tell you how ridiculous these Texans looked. Company meetings, weddings, church, funerals - it didn’t matter what the occasion was. There they were in their 6 year old cowboy getup sometimes accompanied a loud, chubby, gum chewing bleached blond sporting a B52 hairdo. At least Spike doesn’t wear their game costume everyday. Only on gamedays. It’s a tradition, they fire up the team and gets a lot of tv coverage.
And if Texas doesn’t like the get ups of their superiors in the SEC they are free to cancel their plans to join us. Just wait until you get a load of the jorts wearing, wife beater tee shirt, mullet hairdo wearing, # 1 foam finger waving Gator fans. But they are SEC and they are family. Texas is not - and like A&M and Misery never will be. Sooo. The door is there. The “big boy” cowboys are welcome to walk out of it. I doubt anyone will ask you to stay
And if Texas doesn’t like the get ups of their superiors in the SEC they are free to cancel their plans to join us. Just wait until you get a load of the jorts wearing, wife beater tee shirt, mullet hairdo wearing, # 1 foam finger waving Gator fans. But they are SEC and they are family. Texas is not - and like A&M and Misery never will be. Sooo. The door is there. The “big boy” cowboys are welcome to walk out of it. I doubt anyone will ask you to stay
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:21 pm to JJJimmyJimJames
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You seem so upset Marty. I think you're headed for a stroke if don't learn to relax a little.,,
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