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re: The #1 thing people hate about Texas is

Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:51 am to
Posted by KingofTexas
Member since Jun 2021
1740 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:51 am to
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My grandmother is from Texas and still has this attitude even though she hasn’t lived there in 58 years. It has always annoyed me when she starts in on how great Texas is.


You need to listen to your grandmother. She is a wise lady.
Posted by HOG92
Bentonville
Member since May 2018
1733 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:57 am to
Good god man just stop posting. You are bad at trolling. There is supposed to be some sort of wit or backhanded humor in these. You are really REALLY bad at this. Even your fellow Texas posters agree.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 11:59 am to
Ya'll are more west coast than SEC. Texas should go boost up the Pac 12 instead of becoming a SEC bottom dweller.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:21 pm to
I remember my first beer too
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
6813 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:24 pm to
yeah dude...thats it, we are all jealous of UTjr.


smh, pretty sure we were doing just fine without you.

Yall are really good at making me like A&M a lot more
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:39 pm to
I hate all those cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles as big as a dinner plate. They all look like a 6 year old on Christmas morning showing off what Santa brought
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21287 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

The #1 thing people hate about Texas is


fricking Texans
Posted by bamapoet
North Alabama
Member since Nov 2011
532 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 12:44 pm to
No, it’s because your student body makes UC- Berkeleys look like Muhammad Ali, in his prime.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80120 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

See the example by the aggy alter OP.


We've already established that KingofTexas = SadUCFKnight
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

The #1 thing people hate about Texas is


You know what's sad is, as an OU fan, I don't even hate Texas anymore.Texas has sucked so bad and for so long, I have lost my hate and just feel bad for them.

I guess you could say that is the #1 thing Ou fan's hate Texas for, sucking so bad we lost our hate.
Posted by pickitup
Member since Jul 2021
41 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:35 pm to
All hat no cattle. They are the "Stanford of the South", just ask them. World-class journalism school. Everything else A&M equals.

Also, who has the better record last ten years despite playing in a superior conference. I'll hang up and listen. Also we make just as much money as you, so that argument is moot. But, but, where Texas.

Congratulations, SEC, welcome to what you signed up for.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41320 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

The #1 thing people hate about Texas is
They ain't Texas.


Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8124 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Also, who has the better record last ten years despite playing in a superior conference. I'll hang up and listen.


Over the last 10 years..
Texas (in one of their worst decades ever)
54% against P5 teams (61-53)
0 Conference Championships
0 National Championships
1 Ten win season

A&M (in one of their best decades ever)
56% against P5 teams (55-43)
0 Conference Championships
0 National Championships
1 Ten win season

Both teams have sucked the last 10 years. Slice it anyway that you want.. but your record looks better because you are 29-0 against G5 or lower teams over the last 10 years, whereas Texas was 12-0 in those games.

But keep beating your drum if you want..
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:27 pm to
I was gonna say illegals.
Posted by KingofTexas
Member since Jun 2021
1740 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

I hate all those cowboy hats, boots and belt buckles as big as a dinner plate. They all look like a 6 year old on Christmas morning showing off what Santa brought


Coming from the fan base that wears shoulder pads with plastic spikes?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:08 pm to
Lived in Texas as a kid. I love the state. But you whorns are a bunch of cultists
Posted by HogsOfWar
Member since Jan 2015
1144 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 3:12 pm to
It's the arrogance.

The most annoying type of arrogance.

The "All Hat and No Cattle" kind.

The can't win in the Big 12 but we are awesome kind.

The one-10-win season in a long, long, long time kind.

The living solely in the past kind.

The mind-blowing burnt-orange hubris despite being irrelevant in college football for about a decade kind.

Arrogant crap-talkers with absolutely NOTHING in almost 20 years to back it up with.
Posted by TinGym
Member since Jun 2016
2785 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:21 pm to
This is true. They will remind you everything is bigger and better in Texas.

If you say it's hot in your state, they will say it's hotter here.

If you say your state has a lot of poor people, they will say they have more people living in poverty than your state.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
10881 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:01 pm to
That’s Spike, a group of students who cheer for UGA. The difference between them and the Texas “cowboys” is that they don’t dress like this every day of their life. I had the misfortune of having to live in Texas for several months. I can’t tell you how ridiculous these Texans looked. Company meetings, weddings, church, funerals - it didn’t matter what the occasion was. There they were in their 6 year old cowboy getup sometimes accompanied a loud, chubby, gum chewing bleached blond sporting a B52 hairdo. At least Spike doesn’t wear their game costume everyday. Only on gamedays. It’s a tradition, they fire up the team and gets a lot of tv coverage.
And if Texas doesn’t like the get ups of their superiors in the SEC they are free to cancel their plans to join us. Just wait until you get a load of the jorts wearing, wife beater tee shirt, mullet hairdo wearing, # 1 foam finger waving Gator fans. But they are SEC and they are family. Texas is not - and like A&M and Misery never will be. Sooo. The door is there. The “big boy” cowboys are welcome to walk out of it. I doubt anyone will ask you to stay
Posted by GBJs
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2012
3900 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 6:21 pm to
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You seem so upset Marty. I think you're headed for a stroke if don't learn to relax a little.,,
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