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re: Texas vs Georgia

Posted on 9/16/24 at 11:31 am to
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 11:31 am to
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Don't make me pull up the picture of the guys taking selfies of themselves with dildos.


Only to be followed by the snowman dildo. We've seen 'em all.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 11:33 am to
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Below the belt.

Yeah, that one was a little too far. Sorry, Archibald.

Gosh, I hope that's the last time I have to apologize to him.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1058 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 11:38 am to
Why don't y'all just meet in person and have an actual pissing contest?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 11:39 am to
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Why don't y'all just meet in person and have an actual pissing contest?

Because that's gross. Why would anyone want to do that?
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 12:56 pm to
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Nah, you're just as not-imaginary as the pole your mom danced on.
Oof. You know you’re beat when this is the best you got

Poor CreightonCringey. Has to watch Texas play at No. 1 next week while being reminded that he will live and die without ever seeing A&M in that spot
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:02 pm to
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Oof. You know you’re beat when this is the best you got

Um...regarding the "are you an imaginary person" thing, yeah.

Regarding my argument that a 11-0 A&M vs an 11-0 Texas would be the blockbuster game of the season? I win that one.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:03 pm to
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Um...regarding the "are you an imaginary person" thing, yeah.
You were the one that said they were "not real people". So... take it up with yourself?
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Regarding my argument that a 11-0 A&M vs an 11-0 Texas would be the blockbuster game of the season? I win that one
Not really. Because you will live and die without ever seeing a&m be 11-0, so...

Then again, aggies are always undefeated in hypothetical games that never happen

Poor CreightonCringey
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:09 pm to
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Not really. Because you will live and die without ever seeing a&m be 11-0, so...

Even if that were true, my argument is that a ton of people would want to see the two biggest Texas teams square off in a hate-filled rivalry game that hasn't been played in well over a decade. In fact, more people would want to see that game than any other game that season.

Your argument?

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Things that don't happen and never will happen aren't an "attractive watch"...

If we're speaking hypotheticals (which I clearly was), your argument is invalid: something is never going to happen and therefore can't be watched. Duh.

That doesn't mean people wouldn't want to watch it if it was an option.
Your argument is applicable to this: "Nobody wants to see my head turn into a pumpkin and then explode."

You can bet your minimum-wage salary that a ton of people would want to see that.

If that logic doesn't make sense to your UTa education, I can draw a cute little cartoon with lots of pretty pictures to explain the concept.
This post was edited on 9/16/24 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86114 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:11 pm to
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not A&M v UTa.


I laughed
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:12 pm to
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Even if that were true
I mean it is. You’re aggies. It’s like you’re oblivious to your own despair and the fact that your father’s father has never seen A&M win a national title in football, men’s basketball or baseball
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If that logic doesn't make sense to your UTa education, I can draw a cute little cartoon with lots of pretty pictures to explain the concept.
Taking a shot at a University of Texas education when you couldn’t even get into A&M, the reject school.

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out for him

Poor CreightonCringey
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:13 pm to
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Taking a shot at a University of Texas education when you couldn’t even get into A&M, the reject school.



You couldn't beat my argument, so you decided to whine about me attacking your education.



FootballFrenzy: 1
Archibald: 0
Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
6126 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:14 pm to
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my argument is that a ton of people would want to see the two biggest Texas teams square off in a hate-filled rivalry game




Texas and who? aNm?

Lol TCU and Houston have had more success than aNm in the last decade.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:15 pm to
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You couldn't beat my argument, so you decided to whine about me attacking your education.
Your argument is saying “well, if something that’s never happened and never will happen comes to fruition, then it’d be the biggest thing ever because I say so”



This is why you couldn’t get into A&M, bud. Which is sad since they admit almost 2/3 of all applicants these days. And you wonder why aggies on this site are begging to see A&M lose to Texas (like always) if it meant getting rid of you

Poor CreightonCringey
This post was edited on 9/16/24 at 1:24 pm
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:17 pm to
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Your argument is saying “well, if something that’s never happened and never will happen comes to fruition, then it’d be the biggest thing ever because I say so”

I was being facetious when I said I thought you were retarded, but now I'm starting to think I was right...

Until you counter my hypothetical argument with logic, instead of just repeating your dumb argument and saying that I'm wrong just because something can't happen (you're wrong about that, and if you truly think that, you're dumber than Monsusta, which is saying something), you lose.

Batter up, bro. I'm challenging you to beat my LOGIC and prove that your UTa education isn't actually shite. Are you man enough to try, or are you just going to keep namecalling and repeating yourself?
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
19639 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:18 pm to
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Archibald

Once again.. if your intent is to make Texas look bad, congrats, you are doing a great job. If that is not your intent, delete this account and start over from scratch with a new account. This is not the way.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4209 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:21 pm to
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I prefer to surround myself with real, decent people


Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:22 pm to
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I was being facetious when I said I thought you were retarded, but now I'm starting to think I was right...
I'm surprised somebody that couldn't get into A&M even knows what that word means. Good job, squirt!
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Until you counter my hypothetical argument with logic
I just did. And then I laughed at you. And you're still throwing a hissy fit over it
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because something can't happen (you're wrong about that
How am I wrong? We will live and die without ever seeing a&m 11-0. Sorry, but it's true. I'm surprised someone is this oblivious to his favorite team's despair.
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Batter up, bro. I'm challenging you to beat my LOGIC and prove that your UTa education isn't actually shite
Already did. But it's hilarious that you're dogging on the education of a school that you were so far beneath you couldn't even get into the reject school

Poor CreightonCringey. Couldn't even get into this school:



Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:24 pm to
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We will live and die without ever seeing a&m 11-0.

In other words, you aren't.

I'm undefeated against Monsusta and undefeated against Archibald.

BetterBro.
Posted by Archibald
Member since Apr 2024
1979 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:25 pm to
Couldn't get into THIS school

Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8936 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 1:28 pm to
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