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Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:05 pm to XWing atAliciousness
quote:Sure thing, Junior.
Lets be honest - you're an aggie. You have absolutely zero idea what a female's parts feel like.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:13 pm to XWing atAliciousness
It's the SEC rant. Your soft team and fanbase are in for a rude awakening
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:14 pm to ColoradoAg
And yet you aggie posters are still getting dunked on routinely despite having been here for almost a decade 
Jesus, it's gotta suck being a reject of Texas only to know that your board of regents voted for us to join the SEC almost unanimously because y'all want us back so bad
Jesus, it's gotta suck being a reject of Texas only to know that your board of regents voted for us to join the SEC almost unanimously because y'all want us back so bad
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:15 pm to ColoradoAg
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It's the SEC rant. Your soft team and fanbase are in for a rude awakening
We aren't even a member of the conference yet and it's aggy all day everyday posting idiotic shite about Texas. I'm not sure our fanbase is the soft one here
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:15 pm to Jeff
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If they wear all-whites at home, it will look like sperm gushing out of the uterus when they take the field.
See - that is clever (and funny). And also note the poster is not aggy.
I love the stormtrooper uniforms for Texas.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:15 pm to BigSneezy
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agree with you. It’s really about depth more than soft. The potential for injury in this league is far greater than other leagues and strong guys just get beat up. It’s really about having deep, deep bench that can plug and play NFL level talent.
Until you are there (and you aren’t) you won’t compete in this league. I don’t think A&M is quite there yet either. But we’re closer than you are.
Trying be respectful here. Texas will get there but it’s gonna take a few years.
I understand what you are saying.. and that is something that may or may not be true. I think Texas is deeper this year than we have been in some time. We aren’t Alabama, but no one is.. Pick a position group that you think Texas lacks depth, and let’s compare that group to what A&M has.. perhaps that will make me understand better.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:18 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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You have literally created your last 30+ topics on tRant about Texas and nobody else.
Holy shite that is obsessive
you ain't seen shite spanky.... wait till you're actually an SEC member and walking into your first season BITCH.Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:19 pm to SouthernInsanity
Bring it. We love being on the forefront of everybody's mind. Especially Ol Sarge - he's hilariously obsessed with us and literally told us that it's because he was rejected from Texas out of high school
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:21 pm to washparkhorn
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I love the stormtrooper uniforms for Texas.
We wore the stormtroopers against Baylor at home last year, and I think we may do it for all home games this year. CDC said that we ordered new uniforms this year, but there were covid related issues on manufacturing, etc., therefore our new burnt orange jerseys wouldn’t be “right” until next year..
We have the right color on the end zones now.. and the decals on the helmets are now the right color.. so there are only two options for the home jersey.. white or the throwbacks.. the ugly orange we have been using will look stupid against the darker decals.
So maybe we will have some sperm coming out of the Uterus..
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:22 pm to Old Sarge
At first thought you made the comparison. Yikes it does look like a Uterus. Fitting.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:24 pm to XWing atAliciousness
So when did PeeWee decide to coach Texas football? I guess he got a minor tan, and took a few steps down in life
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:33 pm to BigBro
Yeah, that Nutless Spike is the perfect mascot...pretty much describes tu football for a decade and a half.
But...Phhhhuuulleeeezzz!
Bring us a glorious rendition of some long-ago, waaaay long forgotten, tale about some success your elite athletic lads had back in 1621!!! Yeah, on some god-forsaken stretch of beach in Virginia for the Second big Thanksgiving Day Game...
you do count that win too...
right?
today? you suck.
But...Phhhhuuulleeeezzz!
Bring us a glorious rendition of some long-ago, waaaay long forgotten, tale about some success your elite athletic lads had back in 1621!!! Yeah, on some god-forsaken stretch of beach in Virginia for the Second big Thanksgiving Day Game...
you do count that win too...
right?
today? you suck.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:36 pm to washparkhorn
Yup, there’s Vince looking like a sperm just winning a Natty.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 6:36 pm to Jeff
Cream Pie entrance will be the tits.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:17 pm to Old Sarge
Nice pic Sarge. 
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:22 pm to Old Sarge
Arkansas gonna put a baby in there.
Unfortunately for A&M, they like the other.
Unfortunately for A&M, they like the other.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:25 pm to Old Sarge
Dude they been rockin a uterus on their helmets for decades.
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:59 pm to BigBro
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I understand what you are saying.. and that is something that may or may not be true. I think Texas is deeper this year than we have been in some time. We aren’t Alabama, but no one is.. Pick a position group that you think Texas lacks depth, and let’s compare that group to what A&M has.. perhaps that will make me understand better.
Thanks for the civil response. And for the record, A&M didn’t believe it either when we first came to the SEC. So I am not surprised by your skepticism.
I would say depth primarily is around the O line and the D line positions. There is a rest why Texas has had trouble filling depth here, it’s because all of these athletes go to the SEC.
Now I’m NOT saying you won’t have lock down positions 1 deep. But watch A&Ms offensive line this year, the entire line is a a reload. But they will likely reload like it’s no problem, they will be inexperienced, but we have very big, very physical linemen even at the 2’s and 3’s.
This is why Bama (and LSU and Georgia and Florida) can just roll another QB out there. He’s already been playing with 2s that are better than most teams 1s on defense.
That’s depth. You’ll get there. But to win in this league that’s the level of depth you must have.
And, through no fault of their own, Texas and OU don’t have this level of depth at the line positions because, frankly they didn’t need it. The Big12 is way more of a skill position oriented league and a spread offense league. Such a league is about speed and skill positions. That’s what you recruited to.
The SEC teams are perfectly fine taking 9 minutes to run the ball down the field and run 4 yards each play because they absolutely know they can beat you physically. Not saying that would happen against Texas, but it’s not a league built on speed. It’s a league built on physical dominance.
OU recently started to become more physical. They are closer. Y’all are still 4 years away I would bet.
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