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re: Texas ‘24 Schedule

Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:31 pm to
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You've been our bitch in the 2000's


There’s not a single Arkansas fan that would rather have Arkansas’ football pedigree than Texas’ since the beginning of the 2000s, but hey at least you beat two 7-loss Texas teams that least two times y’all played! We must be your Super Bowl or something!
Posted by Jockamo
The Boot
Member since Nov 2011
1247 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:31 pm to
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Texas ‘24 Schedule


Softer than charmin wrapped baby shite. Will probably still frick it up.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:32 pm to
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You will all remember that we tried to warn you.


“We told you they were a bunch of big meanie bullies! We tried to warn you, but nobody listens to us!!!”

Yall have to be relevant to be listened to, bud
Posted by HorniestHorn
Member since Dec 2023
108 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:36 pm to
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Is it too soon to already despise Texas fans?


You don’t hate us already?
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:41 pm to
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Softer than charmin wrapped baby shite. Will probably still frick it up.
Theres a 20+ page thread about how Texas isn’t prepared for the incredibly fearsome “SEC grind”, but now the schedule is softer than charmin?


Posted by Jockamo
The Boot
Member since Nov 2011
1247 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:45 pm to
Well Texas definitely got the easier draw compared to OU. Wouldn’t say it’s the easiest in the whole conference. And at least there is the Michigan game out of conference.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:51 pm to
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An expansion big 12 team complaining about other ones


"kansas fan" lurking an SEC website for over a decade?



Posted by GeorgeWest
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
14668 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:54 pm to
I predict neither Texass nor OU will play in the SECCG in 2024 or 2025.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:56 pm to
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Theres a 20+ page thread about how Texas isn’t prepared for the incredibly fearsome “SEC grind”




Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
41934 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:58 pm to
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Is it too soon to already despise Texas fans?

Been despising the tsips for most of the past 70 years so ... no, it's never too soon.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:59 pm to


You know somebody’s insecure if they have to use nicknames for Texas that aggies use
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 9:59 pm to
I know, right? I mean… could you imagine if Texas had to play the team that went undefeated in the sec this year on the road? They’d get PUMMELED, right? Right???
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:00 pm to
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Shea Vinnerbush


You need to pace yourself.
Posted by Sarcastro
Member since May 2012
1778 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 10:59 pm to
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Is it too soon to already despise Texas fans?


nope
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25209 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:41 pm to
You will lose in College Station to a well-coached team. It will be glorious to witness
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6189 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:45 pm to
Even the 12th man has jumped into the transfer portal at this point. You’ll be lucky to field a team for next season.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25209 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:48 pm to
We still have enough talent to beat your squad. You couldn't even beat KSU in a legit manner. We are way more talented than them, and have their OC and some of their more talented players

Face it, with just a 25% improvement in coaching your overrated squad is completely screwed.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6189 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:50 pm to
You mean the same players Texas beat with a backup QB? Yeah sounds like some solid pickups.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25209 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:55 pm to
Your backup is better than that metrosexual turd Ewers. Oh yeah, he's in the portal right? You are now stuck with Ewers and a three star turd from LA with a famous last name that cannot actually play football

Sucks for you, because Ewers won't last a couple of weeks without a vagina strain of some sort. He's the most fragile QB I've seen in years.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 12/13/23 at 11:57 pm to
This new "KSU almost could've won in Austin and we're taking their OC and DBs, so you're totally screwed" bit is really doing it for me.

Really excited to see how you plan to reconcile it with the tried and true, "Texas owns the refs, the media, and Sankey."
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