re: Take 2 Late Night IM Thread

I can't stand spiders. If I see anything first, I'm fine, but they get hid too easily. I killed a brown recluse the other day. They seem to be getting more prevalent the last couple of years. Hadn't seen one in 8 yrs or so, then the last two, I've killed probably 5 or 6 and know 2 people that were bitten by them. Those do some nasty arse damage to a person. :shudder:

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Hadn't seen one in 8 yrs or so, then the last two, I've killed probably 5 or 6 and know 2 people that were bitten by them. Those do some nasty arse damage to a person. :shudder:

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When I was in grad school, I was head trainer at a high school. We had a shitload of brown recluse spiders in the locker room. I had 3 kids that had to get skin graphs because of the amount of tissue that eroded. It was sick

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Then the rest of the day you're paranoid and feel something crawling on you, even though there's not.

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EXACTLY!!!

OMG. I am back, all cuddled into bed, and y'all are talking about spiders. My back is now itching and I feel things on my legs...

wb.

I'm normally not as freaked about spiders but damn, when their babies flew all over me I didn't know what to do lol.


BHP, I went camping once and had to pee. Took the flashlight out and was in tears trying to find a place to squat due to those big arse webs spreading from tree to tree with big fat spiders right in the middle.

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Did you know.. in an average persons lifetime, you'll eat 8 spiders in your sleep? Fact.

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just go to hell

I can't even speak to the trauma I have endured at the crawly little hairy legs of spiders and their Nasty little fangs.

Now my head is itching.

Camping stories remind me of one hunting trip.. non critter related.

Me, a buddy, his dad and uncles were in this new hunt club down in Randolph county. We were going down for the first weekend to camp and it was dark before we got there. Knew where we were going to put the campers and all, and before we got there, his uncled jumped on the cb.. guys.. is there a gas station? My stomach is rolling. Well.. naturally, there isn't and we're still a few miles away.. and you can here the distress in his voice. We start laughing and goading him on the CB. Finally.. we reach where we're gonna camp and he's like.. I haven't time to dig a latrine, go nail this 2x4 up to a tree.. lol So, me and my buddy go and do what he asked.. we're around 16 at the time. We walked a good ways off in the woods to do it for him. And then point him in the direction to where it was nailed up. So he goes off.. has enough time to start taking care of his pains, when around a corner comes a car and headlights right on his arse. We had accidentally nailed it to two trees about 10 foot off the road and he was hung out for the world to see when they came around the corner.

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How can I be creeped out and turned on at the same time?

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Speaking of, I never understood why some men are turned on by women peeing....