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re: Sumrall starting Aaron "Hospital Ball" Philo.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:36 pm to ShrimperDan
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:36 pm to ShrimperDan
quote:Maybe you double knuckled Jimmy Buffett's fartbox before he died?
Maybe you'll get to see your favorite player throw some check downs
Maybe you wear parrot hats and banana hammocks to all the gay bars in Fernandina Beach?
Maybe you used to suck dick for nickels, but now you do it out of the kindness of your heart?
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:43 pm to GaryGator
Mrs. Jones, I can't believe a woman would speak that way. You get mad faster than Tramel abandons his progression to throw a check down.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:46 pm to ShrimperDan
That's a pathetic response. I thought you gay guys were more creative?
Does your HIV medication curb your creativeness?
Or is it the Vaseline stains in your Lazy Boy?
Does your HIV medication curb your creativeness?
Or is it the Vaseline stains in your Lazy Boy?
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:48 pm to GaryGator
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That's a pathetic response
You're the one who is clearly upset because you have a take that you cant back up with anything factual or substantive, and who implied they would gloat about their own team losing. That, ma'am, is truly pathetic.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 5:55 pm to ShrimperDan
Factual? What have you said that's factual?
It's all your opinions. And I don't value the opinions of Jimmy Buffett fans. They are severely lacking in every aspect of their lives.
You have a right to be a homo in Fernandina Beach. And listen to horrible music. I really don't care.
It's all your opinions. And I don't value the opinions of Jimmy Buffett fans. They are severely lacking in every aspect of their lives.
You have a right to be a homo in Fernandina Beach. And listen to horrible music. I really don't care.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:00 pm to GaryGator
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. I really don't care.
All the replying and editing to add to your messages 3-4 times each really makes it seem like you don't care
I would hate to see what it looks like when you do care
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:09 pm to ShrimperDan
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I would hate to see what it looks like when you do care
Are you the first openly gay, arse Aids infected, emoji abuser in SEC Rant history?
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:11 pm to GaryGator
Live look at Transgender Shrimper Dan
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:12 pm to Go Go Gata
If you haven't watched us play, I hope you're a fan of screen passes. You're going to see 40 of them on Saturday.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:12 pm to GaryGator
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arse Aids infected,
If I've got it, you got it. I used your old lady like a rented mule outside of a bar in Ybor
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:21 pm to ShrimperDan
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If I've got it, you got it. I used your old lady like a rented mule outside of a bar in Ybor
The only thing that gets used like a rented mule around you, is the stretch marks around your chin and upper lip.
Your old lady left you for an 8 ball of meth and $10 from a dude named Larry.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:32 pm to VolunGator
No its 100% about color, these two QBs are not world beaters and there is no clear better candidate, yet just like all offseason we have gators on X melting down over Philo being picked.
Like the other poster said, this is Treon Harris all over again
Like the other poster said, this is Treon Harris all over again
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:43 pm to GaryGator
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Your old lady left you for an 8 ball of meth and $10 from a dude named Larry.
Think you're projecting here. Gary/Larry. You seem really focused on gay stuff.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:47 pm to ShrimperDan
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Think you're projecting here. Gary/Larry. You seem really focused on gay stuff.
No rebuttal on the subject of the stretch marks around your chin? That's telling
Your lack of self awareness, is next level. That must also be a side effect, of your arse aids medication.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:48 pm to GaryGator
You're boring, Mrs. Jones. Hope your kid gets a W on the sidelines tomorrow
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:51 pm to ShrimperDan
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You're boring
I'm an idiot, no doubt. But, I recognize that. You on the other hand, suck and do it poorly.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:53 pm
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