Something in the water in Baton Rouge

Always some weird shenanigans going on down there. They seem to attract misfit coaches and weird energy that somehow either works like gangbusters or is a complete disaster. From crazy arse coaches like Dale Brown to Will Wade, to Les Miles, Coach O, to Kiffin, to the oppressive heat, to brutal violence and crime, to the crazy arse food to rampant alcoholism, there’s always some wild shite going down in the sewer waters in Red Stick. Making the best of the shittiest, smelliest town in the SEC. I kinda dig it. Makes SEC sports more interesting.