re: So when Mac Jones wins RotY, something that

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Just so everyone knows, op is a fig , he has some strange vendetta against joe burrow. Which is strange, considering that’s one of the few schools he didn’t historically shred to pieces

Man, Joey is made of glass. All he had to do was read Tom Brady’s book and adapt the tb12 method. Brady says that if you drink enough water your ligaments will stretch instead of tear . Even if a 320 pound ot was to land on his knee and hyperextend it past the point where it is when standing.

Btw, glass joe won’t stick because it’s fake. Just about Everyone on this board respects him for his toughness. That dude has gotten blown up and responded in a inspirational way , IMO

This is long but I will remind y’all of the situations. 2018 against Texas a and m . Dude collapsed in the locker room from dehydration and cramps after the 7 ot game. Word is that he was given the Iv laying on the floor in the locker room . So here’s the stats from that game, this is the season when glass joe was the worst qb that texag 7 had ever layed his queer and racist eyes on. 25/38 270 yards 3 td 0 int . Obviously the stats are inflated because of the 7 ots. That’s not the point though , the point is toughness and in that game he also had 29carries for 100 yards and 3 tds

Another moment of toughness - against ucf , joe was intercepted by a db that obviously committed pi. Pi wasn’t called but anyway, he’s going to pursue the guy at about half speed and gets cheap shotted by an o linemen Who then stood over him and flexed . That wasn’t smart, I usually think the intimidation tactics don’t do shite one way or the other but I’m telling y’all the dude would get mad and slaughter your secondary. It literally happened after every hard hit or cheap shot , even when he was struggling some in 2018. He’s a different dude and a good person who has raised over500k for his hometown and he does the same shite in college Cincinnati. You will never here about it though because he’s not jj watt who craves attention.

Anyway , after the cheap shot against ucf , this happened .The Tigers trailed 14-3 following a pick-6 midway through the first quarter , the pick six play was the targeting and taunting play like I said above. but rallied with 21 unanswered points until the final seconds of the second quarter. Following a Ja’Marr Chase early in the third quarter, LSU maintained a double-digit lead throughout the second half. UCF cut its deficit to the final margin with 2:24 to play but failed to get an onside kick and later threw an interception with 20 seconds to play.

Junior quarterback Joe Burrow was named Offensive Player of the Game following a 21-of-34 performance for 394 yards and 4 tds

Example 3, god dang it nobody will read all this. Got to finish it now though. against auburn in 2019 . Burrow gets blown up on the sideline scrambling. The offense was struggling. After that play joe goes about 6-6 not sure if it was 6 throws but I know he was perfect on that drive after he got lit up.

Last example,LSU vs texag7 and racism 2019. We shall overcome racist activity towards young men of color. We shall show people like Daniel that these athletes are NOT pieces of meat.

Anyway, first play , scramble to the sidelines and joe is horse collared out of bounds after the whistle. Intentional act imh non biased opinion.
The aftermath stats- hide yo motherfricking children for this one. Kellen mond 10/30 92 yards 3 ints. Big dick Joey burrow -23/32 352 yards 3 tds. . In 3 quarters.

Moral of the story - he’s tough as frick, not made of glass and therealdouchecarolina is obsessed with him.
Go play with your booty buddy over there on the msb. Btw your coach looks like one of those melon heads

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Just so everyone knows, op is a fig , he has some strange vendetta against joe burrow. Which is strange, considering that’s one of the few schools he didn’t historically shred to pieces

Man, Joey is made of glass. All he had to do was read Tom Brady’s book and adapt the tb12 method. Brady says that if you drink enough water your ligaments will stretch instead of tear . Even if a 320 pound ot was to land on his knee and hyperextend it past the point where it is when standing.

Btw, glass joe won’t stick because it’s fake. Just about Everyone on this board respects him for his toughness. That dude has gotten blown up and responded in a inspirational way , IMO

This is long but I will remind y’all of the situations. 2018 against Texas a and m . Dude collapsed in the locker room from dehydration and cramps after the 7 ot game. Word is that he was given the Iv laying on the floor in the locker room . So here’s the stats from that game, this is the season when glass joe was the worst qb that texag 7 had ever layed his queer and racist eyes on. 25/38 270 yards 3 td 0 int . Obviously the stats are inflated because of the 7 ots. That’s not the point though , the point is toughness and in that game he also had 29carries for 100 yards and 3 tds

Another moment of toughness - against ucf , joe was intercepted by a db that obviously committed pi. Pi wasn’t called but anyway, he’s going to pursue the guy at about half speed and gets cheap shotted by an o linemen Who then stood over him and flexed . That wasn’t smart, I usually think the intimidation tactics don’t do shite one way or the other but I’m telling y’all the dude would get mad and slaughter your secondary. It literally happened after every hard hit or cheap shot , even when he was struggling some in 2018. He’s a different dude and a good person who has raised over500k for his hometown and he does the same shite in college Cincinnati. You will never here about it though because he’s not jj watt who craves attention.

Anyway , after the cheap shot against ucf , this happened .The Tigers trailed 14-3 following a pick-6 midway through the first quarter , the pick six play was the targeting and taunting play like I said above. but rallied with 21 unanswered points until the final seconds of the second quarter. Following a Ja’Marr Chase early in the third quarter, LSU maintained a double-digit lead throughout the second half. UCF cut its deficit to the final margin with 2:24 to play but failed to get an onside kick and later threw an interception with 20 seconds to play.

Junior quarterback Joe Burrow was named Offensive Player of the Game following a 21-of-34 performance for 394 yards and 4 tds

Example 3, god dang it nobody will read all this. Got to finish it now though. against auburn in 2019 . Burrow gets blown up on the sideline scrambling. The offense was struggling. After that play joe goes about 6-6 not sure if it was 6 throws but I know he was perfect on that drive after he got lit up.

Last example,LSU vs texag7 and racism 2019. We shall overcome racist activity towards young men of color. We shall show people like Daniel that these athletes are NOT pieces of meat.

Anyway, first play , scramble to the sidelines and joe is horse collared out of bounds after the whistle. Intentional act imh non biased opinion.
The aftermath stats- hide yo motherfricking children for this one. Kellen mond 10/30 92 yards 3 ints. Big dick Joey burrow -23/32 352 yards 3 tds. . In 3 quarters.

Moral of the story - he’s tough as frick, not made of glass and therealdouchecarolina is obsessed with him.
Go play with your booty buddy over there on the msb. Btw your coach looks like one of those melon hea

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yeah. Ain't nobody reading that long arse melt

Btw frick your mother

Or is it “go frick your mother”?

I haven’t seen goodfellas in a couple years

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For some reason people on here think that LSU and auburn fans hate mac Jones.

I think he’s one hell of a qb , I think the best way to describe him compared to recent sec qbs is this- he’s a less athletic joe burrow with better deep ball accuracy than joe. Unless joes really dialed in. I’m basing this of the nfl tape.

If you want to compare them, you have to remember joe had no real off season going into his rookie year and played fantastic . He struggled with deep ball accuracy but besides that , he was what a number one pick should be.

If mac plays the same in the regular season as he did in the pre season, then he will win roty.

But fricking tlaw looked unreal in that last pre season game. Trey lance is overhyped imo.
It’s like the whole football world doesn’t see him throwing turnover worthy passes every other drive. Wilson is legit in my eyes

Point being Cam does not play for Auburn and has not since 2010. That’s 11 years ago. Cam is old by NFL standards. I don’t see Auburn fans giving a damn about whether Mac wins the ROTY or Cam was cut by New England. This Aubie hopes Jones does well. Just another guy trying to be funny.

And if he fails to produce, watch how the Cult reacts. It is going to be fun to watch.

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And if he fails to produce, watch how the Cult reacts. It is going to be fun to watch.

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Keep moving those goalposts, puppet.

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Point being Cam does not play for Auburn and has not since 2010. That’s 11 years ago. Cam is old by NFL standards. I don’t see Auburn fans giving a damn about whether Mac wins the ROTY or Cam was cut by New England. This Aubie hopes Jones does well. Just another guy trying to be funny.

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AMEN!