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re: So much SECR fail on Ole Miss love that I am getting crotch rot!
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:34 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:34 pm to rebeloke
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I am just trying to keep it real. You'll see.
I know what you're doing - and you're sane for doing it - you're just doing it in the wrong place.
You see, the SECr is this mystical place, where shitty teams get a reprieve - where a loss to Clemson doesn't really count because other teams haven't played a hard team yet. A magical place where a win against TCU solidifies your QB a Heisman.
In this mystical place, Ole Miss won't lose to Alabama, but will "go in dry" - and when you lose - it's because the SEC is based in Birmingham, and the Refs are on the payroll.
I think you're looking for the Ole Miss board, link on the left :)
This post was edited on 9/19/13 at 2:35 pm
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Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:36 pm to rebeloke
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I am just trying to keep it real
Does not compute in my Texas Aggie brain.
I lets just pretend you said yall will win the West so I can sleep better, ok?
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:38 pm to cardboardboxer
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I lets just pretend you said yall will win the West so I can sleep better, ok?
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:44 pm to rebeloke
Darn right OP!! I've had enough of this gosh dang Ole Miss dick suckin'!!!!
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:51 pm to weedGOKU666
Secretly I hope we win every game but as a man you have temper enthusiasm with realism. I wish we were as good as some believe but we just do not know yet. This love feast and bromance has to stop. Crotches are rotten all over the place.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:56 pm to rebeloke
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Secretly I hope we win every game
a real fan doesn't keep it secret
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:58 pm to blacknblu
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You see, the SECr is this mystical place, where shitty teams get a reprieve - where a loss to Clemson doesn't really count because other teams haven't played a hard team yet. A magical place where a win against TCU solidifies your QB a Heisman
My. fricking. Hero.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:58 pm to blacknblu
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In this mystical place, that has arky fans proclaiming that AC3 is the best back ever after playing ULL,Samford and USM.
FIFY
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:59 pm to Choctaw
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a real fan doesn't keep it secret
I dunno, Choctaw. I imagine that a Colorado fan would keep the very fact that he's a Colorado fan a fricking secret.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 2:59 pm to rebeloke
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but as a man you have temper enthusiasm with realism
While this might be true, as a member of the SECRant you must always keep that 14-0 attitude. They can sense fear and weakness. And they will eat you alive.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:00 pm to blacknblu
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I know what you're doing - and you're sane for doing it - you're just doing it in the wrong place.
You see, the SECr is this mystical place, where shitty teams get a reprieve - where a loss to Clemson doesn't really count because other teams haven't played a hard team yet. A magical place where a win against TCU solidifies your QB a Heisman.
In this mystical place, Ole Miss won't lose to Alabama, but will "go in dry" - and when you lose - it's because the SEC is based in Birmingham, and the Refs are on the payroll.
I think you're looking for the Ole Miss board, link on the left :)
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:01 pm to blacknblu
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blacknblu
LSUsessed
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:02 pm to rebeloke
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We lose 1 between AU and Arky. We lose 1 between Mizzu and MSU.
I could see the former, but if we lose to either of the later, I'll shite myself.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:09 pm to blacknblu
That is sigworthy bro.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:09 pm to OMLandshark
Now way it should happen but I forecast by the end of the season we could be without some starters. If Bo goes down dude there are no words for how fricked we will be. Dude after we lost to Vandy four years in row, something inside of me realized that these weaker SEC foes look at us as one shot at an SEC win. State gives us hell every year. I still say we know more in 3 weeks but right now there is no proof we are any better than last year.
This post was edited on 9/19/13 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:11 pm to rebeloke
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but right now there is no proof we are any better than last year.
If you can't see that we're clearly better than last year, then I don't know what you've been watching.
How much better? I don't know yet, but there has definitely been improvement.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:11 pm to cardboardboxer
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cardboardboxer
The next line of his quote was the best part and you left it out =(
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:16 pm to rebeloke
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after we lost to Vandy four years in row
not legit
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:18 pm to Wanderin Reb
Luckier but no proof that we are better. You are basing this off a Texas team that was without their starter at RB and QB and their #1 WR was playing hurt. They just fired their DC and they are having one hell of a dumpster fire. McCoy is so bad they were running it on 3rd and long in the second half down by 2 TDs.
Dude the Vandy game was worse that last year because of last year. We got lucky. Thank you Jeff Scott.
Now we are not worse than last year but I see the same tendancies. Vanilla secondary and defense. Streaky offense. We will know after TAMU. If we are a 9 win team it will show up by then.
Dude the Vandy game was worse that last year because of last year. We got lucky. Thank you Jeff Scott.
Now we are not worse than last year but I see the same tendancies. Vanilla secondary and defense. Streaky offense. We will know after TAMU. If we are a 9 win team it will show up by then.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 3:24 pm to rebeloke
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Dude the Vandy game was worse that last year because of last year
wut
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We got lucky
It's luck that we made all the correct blocks and Jeff turned up field (which the coaching staff has been coaching him to do for a year now) and their defensive backs weren't prepared? Lucky that Jeff is so fast otherwise they would have caught him. Amirite?
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