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re: SidewalkTiger's Official Trashiest Bammer Tattoo Tribute Thread

Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

That's right, start double spacing single sentences and glitching when anyone gets too close to the truth about your obviously wretched existence.

You should have just kept your attention whore mouth shut and let other posters here contribute to a thread you started without getting angry and lashing out.


Live look at Ole Man Altie -


Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:19 pm to
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Live look at Ole Man Altie -


You have no style; you have no originality. You are a repetitive, retarded parrot.

Lacking any reasonable response, you take a path I was using on you, which is to acknowledge that you are an elderly weirdo haunting a sports message board hoping to hook up with some young men.

Old people can't think anymore because their brains are dying.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:20 pm to
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You have no style; you have no originality. You are a repetitive, retarded parrot.

Lacking any reasonable response, you take a path I was using on you, which is to acknowledge that you are an elderly weirdo haunting a sports message board hoping to hook up with some young men.

Old people can't think anymore because their brains are dying.


I'm not reading any of that drivel. Sorry that happened to you or whatever. Better days are ahead, once this alter is banned and you create another.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22178 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:22 pm to
I will help you condense it down.

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You are a repetitive, retarded parrot.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:23 pm to
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I'm not reading any of that drivel. Sorry that happened to you or whatever. Better days are ahead, once this alter is banned and you create another.


Old, extremely creepy man who posts over a thousand times a month, for over 6 years now, is melting to his sinewy bones because someone posted images of tatted people in a thread he created about people with tats.

What a coonass! Attention whores sure don't like people stealing their attention, do they?

This post was edited on 3/15/26 at 5:25 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:26 pm to
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Old, extremely creepy man who posts over a thousand times a month, for over 6 years now, is melting to his sinewy bone because someone posted images of tatted people in a thread he created about people with tats.

What a coonass!


This is highly entertaining, it's a shame you keep getting banned
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:26 pm to
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I will help you condense it down.


Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:29 pm to
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This is highly entertaining, it's a shame you keep getting banned


You can only hit the report button once on each post, attention whore. Keep nagging the mods incessantly and maybe they will protect you.

Bitches need protecting.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:31 pm to
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You can only hit the report button once on each post, attention whore. Keep nagging the mods incessantly and maybe they will protect you.

Bitches need protecting.


Oh, I'm definitely not reporting you, I wish they'd let you stay forever. Your melts are amazing to witness. And you just can't stay away.

My favorite part of your sad rants are when you post and then constantly edit them after the fact to add new "retorts" that you just came up with, because you think they sound good.



Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:37 pm to
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Oh, I'm definitely not reporting you, I wish they'd let you stay forever. Your melts are amazing to witness. And you just can't stay away.

My favorite part of your sad rants are when you post and then constantly edit them after the fact to add new "retorts" that you just came up with, because you think they sound good.


You're definitely reporting. That's why I'm getting post and quantity checks after each response to you. You are really pitiful dude.

Running to the mods like a tattle-tale child while putting on a brave face for the board.

What hurt your feelings so bad? Was it me stealing your attention or finding out that many LSU fans also have ridiculous tattoos?
This post was edited on 3/16/26 at 3:28 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:39 pm to
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Your definitely reporting. That's why I'm getting post and quantity checks after each response to you. You are really pitiful dude.

Running to the mods like a tattle-tale child while putting on a brave face for the board. 

What hurt your feelings so bad? Was it me stealing your attention or finding out that many LSU fans also have ridiculous tattoos?


Dear mods,

If you're reading this, please do not ban this angry Boomer known as Altie. He will just create a new alter, as he has 52 times prior. He has no life and can not get away from this place.

Thank you.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:43 pm to
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Dear mods,

If you're reading this, please do not ban this angry Boomer known as Altie. He will just create a new alter, as he has 52 times prior. He has no life and can not get away from this place.

Thank you.


You are just taking everything I say and reusing it because you have no original thoughts and are an empty hull with no redeeming qualities.

You are the one with no life that squats on SEC RANT 24 hrs. a day, posts about a thousand times a month for 6 years, and may or may not have human captives.

I just said all of that; you can't just copy me, parrot.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:48 pm to
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You are just taking everything I say 


To be honest, everything you say reads like "Blah blah blah angry, drunk, old man yells at clouds."

Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
3212 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:50 pm to
NO RAGRETS
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:55 pm to
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To be honest, everything you say reads like "Blah blah blah angry, drunk, old man yells at clouds."


During the entire week I've been here, a whole week, I've never reported anyone and like to think I never will.

But, if I find out that a weirdo like you is actually holding people against their will in your mom's basement or something, I will definitely report that to the SEC Rant moderators.

You've been warned.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68958 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

During the entire week I've been here, a whole week, I've never reported anyone and like to think I never will.

But, if I find out that a weirdo like you is actually holding people against their will in your mom's basement or something, I will definitely report that to the SEC Rant moderators.

You've been warned.


Congratulations, I can't remember reporting anyone the entire time I've been here.

Anyway, I'm sorry this thread made you angry. Have a good night, Altie, and try to at least make it a month with this alter.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22178 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 6:05 pm to
You have posted the same gif three times on one page of the same thread.

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You are a repetitive, retarded parrot
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 6:05 pm to
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Congratulations, I can't remember reporting anyone the entire time I've been here.

Anyway, I'm sorry this thread made you angry. Have a good night, Altie, and try to at least make it a month with this alter.


Whoa, this is very suspicious. As soon as I start talking about reporting you if i find out that you really have captives, you want to end the conversation.

Before you run away, just answer one question honestly. WTF do you post so much? Are you retarded in some way? If so, I'll apologize for what I've been saying.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
64 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 6:07 pm to
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You have posted the same gif three times on one page of the same thread.


The bitch bit off more than he could chew with his 5 teeth and doesn't know what to say or do.

All of this just because he didn't want anyone to post LSU fans with tats. Peculiar.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22178 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:09 pm to
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All of this just because he didn't want anyone to post LSU fans with tats. Peculiar.


Yet he has a plethora of images of Alabama men’s naked body parts.

Very peculiar.
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