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re: SI: Alabama Football Team took Deer Antler Spray (steroids)

Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:40 pm to
Also these souls of dead deers made our players impenetrable to the ill effects of cell phone frequencies which are known to cause players to not be able to perform.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:40 pm to
Power bands doesn't have a hologram sticker.
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:41 pm to
Ion bracelets work according to a lot of people too.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:41 pm to
JJ threw the crystal ball to the bama player because some a-hole was using a palm pilot.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:42 pm to
Yea it should stand in the court of law.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54836 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

I know everyone is clowning on Deer Antler Spray but it actually works,
No, it doesn't.
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
11215 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:43 pm to
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No, it doesn't.

I know some guys that have gotten good gains from it, nothing like winstrol or dianabol but good gains none the less.
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:44 pm to
Sure you do.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54836 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:45 pm to
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I know some guys that have gotten good gains from it,
No, you don't. Unless we are counting any placebo effect.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:45 pm to
Heard it here first folks...random faggie says it works!!!!!111
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:46 pm to
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I know some guys that have gotten good gains from it,
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10965 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:47 pm to
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I know everyone is clowning on Deer Antler Spray but it actually works, its not with the likes of "ion bracelets".


Link?

Yes, increasing IGF-1 would be effective, but I haven't read anything indicating that these sprays are actually having an effect on users. Straight IGF-1 doesn't stick around long enough. The IGF-1 that bodybuilders use is modified so that it has a longer half-life. More than likely, this stuff is just another placebo.
Posted by CrimsonFever
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:47 pm to
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Unless we are counting any placebo effect.


This.If it has actually worked for them I would bet it's from the placebo effect.I know people who use ion bands who claim it helps their golf game, just because they think it does doesn't mean it does.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14886 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:48 pm to
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The NCAA doesn't keep players urine after drug test like they do in the Olympics, the samples from the NC game last year are long gone,



Link?

LINK

quote:

NCAA drug-test samples are collected and processed by an independent certified collection agency. The samples are collected and analyzed under a strict, published protocol using laboratories certified by the World Anti-Doping Agency, which establishes Olympic anti-doping policies.


This says nothing, but this leads me to believe they might store the drug test if both are certified by the same agency.
But if they don't, it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong.
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:48 pm to
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thatdude1985

Glad I helped you with your Android problem you fricking Gump. Also Faggie, are you 11?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:50 pm to
This thread is hilarious.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31654 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:51 pm to
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Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?
Our players have been spraying musk from New Zealand deer antlers all over them before games, and thats why we been kicking arse on the field.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22557 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:51 pm to
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This thread is hilarious.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:52 pm to
I didn't read this thread, but I did take a buck in velvet last bow season. Should I have fapped with the little bit that fell off when I was putting him in the truck?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:54 pm to
Chillax bro, jokes is jokes. The Android problem was more me overlooking a very simple feature in a very simple app. btw shite don't work man!
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