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re: See y'all in 39 months, if I'm good maybe as soon as 21 months...

Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
4360 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:44 pm to
Oh damn man. Good luck man - don't go all Aggie while you're in there.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6040 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:47 pm to
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Sundays with the Convict

Real Men of Genius... here's to you, Mr. guardyourbutthole license plate maker
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39608 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:48 pm to
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Being a racist moron is also a personal choice.


Nobody is asking about your personal experiences
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
946 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:48 pm to
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Were you that Michigan staffer

Nah, he's another Adidas rep who helped Bill Self cheat.
Posted by jamespatterson
Member since Aug 2023
3036 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:49 pm to
First Step is an incentive program that can lop off a lot of time.
Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:49 pm to
If you got a 39 month sentence then shouldn't you be eligible for parole after serving 50% + 1 day?
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
46176 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:49 pm to
Federal offense, ole miss guy so probably fraud, tax evasion or something. I hear that Pensacola is ok
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6040 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:51 pm to
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I'd be scaling that fricking wall to cross over to Mexico

Their ain't no walls, bro
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20891 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:52 pm to
Going in on a Friday? No bueno. You should have negotiated a self-surrender for earlier in the week.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130414 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:55 pm to
Free food and internet in prison. It's like a Hilton but paid for.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6040 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:56 pm to
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Free food and internet in prison. It's like a Hilton

IF you don't mind the hemorrhoids
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
21671 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:56 pm to
You can pay for protection. A family member will have to pay the protector’s family and keep paying. Good luck, someone I went to college with is going away for a long time and is in county waiting next steps for a federal crime. He’s basically dead or will be and probably won’t get out alive.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62860 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 2:56 pm to
I heard the food in jail is better than a tailgate party in the grove. Soo...you got the win coming
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
13200 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:04 pm to
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I'm not sure I would announce this on an Internet message board but good luck.


Why not?
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4444 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:09 pm to
What school did you teach at?
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
3364 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:10 pm to
Maybe another round of covid will happen. They released everyone that was on medication during covid.

I know a bookie that got released to home confinement during covid and hasn't had to go back.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
8538 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:15 pm to
Good luck
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
70129 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:21 pm to

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Nah, he's another Adidas rep who helped Bill Self cheat.


Cry about being our subordinate somewhere else.
Posted by TexasForever81
Member since Mar 2023
548 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:24 pm to
This is strange to me.

Federal sentencing is done in months. State sentencing is done in years.

If you’re going federal, you wouldn’t have an option for getting done 18 months early. If you were state you would have been sentenced to 3 or 4 years. With the early parole option.

I am a very gullible person, but I call bull on this post.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25622 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:25 pm to
The goat pressed charges? This Me too shite has gotten out of hand.
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