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Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:51 pm to
boston pancake

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttoxto make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

Posted by ForeverGator
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:51 pm to
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I'm on a work computer so someone google that for me


Surprised you don't have a dual set up. I made it so I can just switch the monitors between work computer and home computers, and then use a logitech mouse/keyboard combo that you can switch the bluetooth on. Beats KVM switch. I recommend it.
Posted by Wild Thang
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Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:51 pm to
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boston pancake


Is that like a blue waffle?
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
29551 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:51 pm to
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I'm on a work computer so someone google that for me


When one lover poops on another lover’s chest, flattens it with their arse, then ejaculates on top of it, making a “pancake with syrup”
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:52 pm to
I can't unread that. Thanks for ruining my appetite.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

boston pancake

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttoxto make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.



Not surprising texag knew what this was
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19170 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:52 pm to
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When one lover poops on another lover’s chest, flattens it with their arse, then ejaculates on top of it, making a “pancake with syrup”


WITH PERMISSION.

Very important distinction.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61374 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:52 pm to
A&M and Bama jimmies = rustled.

Good to see.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35492 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:53 pm to
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The irony.


Oh the inability to turn sarc meter on.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:53 pm to
Looks like the name Boston Pancake has replaced Tigers for LSU.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
37004 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:54 pm to
Anyone else starting to crave some pancakes?

Mmmmm... Yes please!
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
75484 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:54 pm to
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These same people probably enjoy receiving a boston pancake from their significant other imo


I had no idea that you were a Wild Thang fan.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98252 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:54 pm to
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Thanks for ruining my appetite.

We can all stand to lose a few pounds.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25539 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:54 pm to
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Is that like a blue waffle?


No you’re thinking of a Cincinnati bowtie or possibly a Waterford necktie iirc
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39605 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:55 pm to
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Not surprising texag knew what this was


We have google in Texas
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98252 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:55 pm to
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the inability to turn sarc meter on.

Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27930 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:56 pm to
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When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttoxto make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.



What the frick is going on in here?
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5786 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:57 pm to
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boston pancake

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttoxto make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.



Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 12:57 pm to
LSU fantasy hour I guess.
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