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Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:31 pm to Alahunter
GPA was 3.7
Grad school was 3.8
I Don't enjoy long walks on the beach but can spend days in the woods with my dog, some old oak trees and a good history book. I'm an aries. I enjoy a good belgian quad or tripel over most american piss water. I prefer to carry a M 1911 .45 to the modern 'updated' sidearms we were issued, though it had to be private purchased. I truly like 'all' music but think little wayne is the biggest waste of a music contract since the chipmunks did a country album in 1993. I prefer red meat to chicken but venison is even better... And I hate pollen but spring time is a-ok.
Now, sweetheart, were you REALLY trying to get to know me or did you just want to frick?
Grad school was 3.8
I Don't enjoy long walks on the beach but can spend days in the woods with my dog, some old oak trees and a good history book. I'm an aries. I enjoy a good belgian quad or tripel over most american piss water. I prefer to carry a M 1911 .45 to the modern 'updated' sidearms we were issued, though it had to be private purchased. I truly like 'all' music but think little wayne is the biggest waste of a music contract since the chipmunks did a country album in 1993. I prefer red meat to chicken but venison is even better... And I hate pollen but spring time is a-ok.
Now, sweetheart, were you REALLY trying to get to know me or did you just want to frick?
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:36 pm to chinese58
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Tebow is Elvis or at least his son. Tebow's mother lied.
No, That was the Next question though. Which Superhero is your SEC team. I say Florida is Superman.
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:39 pm to gatorprincess815
Gene Jelks, Albert Means = Richard Nixon
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:39 pm to chinese58
I was going to dispute the comparison to W but now that I think about it...
blessed with money out the wazzo that we did nothing to earn b/c the daddy state struck it rich with oil? check
uses good old boy system to fill key administration positions with unqualified cronies? check
constantly embarrassing ourselves in ways that make us look like country bumpkins with an ROTC fetish? check
continually underachieving and outright failing even though we have the deck stacked in our favor? check
tend to spout a worldview that does not quite match reality? check
holy hell
we really are W!
blessed with money out the wazzo that we did nothing to earn b/c the daddy state struck it rich with oil? check
uses good old boy system to fill key administration positions with unqualified cronies? check
constantly embarrassing ourselves in ways that make us look like country bumpkins with an ROTC fetish? check
continually underachieving and outright failing even though we have the deck stacked in our favor? check
tend to spout a worldview that does not quite match reality? check
holy hell
we really are W!
This post was edited on 4/29/12 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:42 pm to Dr RC
If the shoe fits...
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:44 pm to chinese58
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:50 pm to TheSandman
Well done. W for A&M is spot on. I agree with the post earlier with LSU as Nixon.
Posted on 4/29/12 at 10:59 pm to wdeinttown
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Read any secession era document from that period (such as those from Milledgeville) and count the number of times the word "slavery" appears versus words or phrases like "tariff" or "states rights." The fact is that the Southern states seceded because they feared Lincoln would ban the ownership of slaves.
Exactly, "states rights" is just southern professors trying to make the south sound innocent.
Posted on 4/29/12 at 11:01 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
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LSU as Nixon.
I do actually agree with that, but I really wanted to use the "21-0 against OPEC" joke
Posted on 4/29/12 at 11:04 pm to TheSandman
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I do actually agree with that, but I really wanted to use the "21-0 against OPEC" joke
Posted on 4/29/12 at 11:47 pm to TheSandman
Updated with LSU = Tricky Dicky. Kept the Carter one, though.
Posted on 4/30/12 at 12:27 am to TheSandman
very good work. That was funny and well worth the read. Although for LSU I would maybe do Andrew Jackson. Famous for a battle that didn't technically count(Bama game this year, and/or 59 Ole Miss game and the Cannon run) Didn't care what the elitists thought of him. Did some good. Did something horrible(trail of tears, BCSCG)
Posted on 4/30/12 at 2:19 am to TheSandman
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Lincoln wanted the rest of the country to think the War of Northern Aggression was about slavery.
Yeah, the Civil War was so unrelated to slavery that the Confederacy put a picture of slaves on a piece of its currency LINK
Being an apologist is fun.
Posted on 4/30/12 at 2:31 am to KillianRussell
Elvis and the Gamecocks both come out to 2001
Posted on 4/30/12 at 7:52 am to iglass
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Swap LSU and Miss ST and I'd say your list was pretty good.
Somewhat this.. even though I hate that we'd be a Donkey president.
You can't compare a school with the recent success we've had to one of the worst presidents of all time.
Posted on 4/30/12 at 7:54 am to Tiger Live2
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Although for LSU I would maybe do Andrew Jackson.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Alabama.
Posted on 4/30/12 at 10:18 am to TheSandman
Sandman, When are we gonna do which superhero is your team?
Posted on 4/30/12 at 10:28 am to gatorprincess815
I'm not the guy to talk to for that
Although Auburn would totally be Tony Stark because he's the best money can buy
Although Auburn would totally be Tony Stark because he's the best money can buy
This post was edited on 4/30/12 at 10:29 am
Posted on 4/30/12 at 10:32 am to Henry Jones Jr
much better than the one that put us with Obama 
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