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Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26718 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Will Tennessee cheerleaders be available to all for post game trains.
UT cheerleaders...

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Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66200 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:34 pm to
If you can't field a team you can't play. This aint 7v7
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

I'd take Catfan on my team over a lot of posters here. She's tough as shite



Yeah. For realz.

Does the OP even lift?
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:34 pm to
Actually yea you can play tailback for us. Your boy is a Bama grad right? That counts.



And uh yea this is as real as it gets
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22902 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:35 pm to
I should be OC. I've successfully transformed Georgia Tech into a pro-style passing team in one year. That isn't something to scoff at
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66200 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:35 pm to
Says the fat girl in the band
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71277 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:35 pm to
Im too old but I will bring the beer and have my cell phone ready with the emergency room on speed dial.

Some of you will probably need it.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66200 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:36 pm to
Good idea
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Says the fat girl in the band



I played sports all through high school, was in the Army, and work out five days a week. I plan on doing Tough Mudder next year. Can you say the same?
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:37 pm to
every player gets one shot of morphine at beginning of game so they can play through anything.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:38 pm to
Application noted.

I believe Hunter would be the most suitable head coach
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:38 pm to
This whole thread is tongue in cheek, lighten up a bit and you can play.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

I plan on doing Tough Mudder next year. Can you say the same?

I did the bubble run this year. It was tough work.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22902 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:38 pm to
I think you mean cortisone. It would be hilarious to see a bunch of people playing ball on morphine
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

This whole thread is tongue in cheek, lighten up a bit and you can play.



I know. I just think the OP is an idiot.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66200 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:39 pm to
No but I do slay the fatties 24/7. Takes a strong core to
Roll em around


I was being serious. Anyone who claims otherwise won't play

Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

every player gets one shot of morphine at beginning of game so they can lay drooling on the grass while ridiculously high on opiates.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:39 pm to
he probably is.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71277 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

I believe Hunter would be the most suitable head coach



Will he have time to actually draw up some plays between Auburn posts?

You had better reconsider.

Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
23776 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 5:40 pm to
I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty jacked and I don't think any female has a chance at bringing me down with an arm tackle.
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