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re: Saban reminds me of the middle aged men you see working in the Paint Dept at Lowes

Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:21 pm to
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Well, I already made yours cry


from laughing at your bitch arse
Posted by TAFC 5 81
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:29 pm to
He reminds me of a man who wins all the time; but it still isn't enough.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
21849 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:32 pm to
Between Saban and Orgeron, which one seems like they should be working in a Lowe’s?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:35 pm to
Saban. There's no way Orgeron gets a job at Lowe's. They have pretty strict standards for retards.

They will hire a retard, but not if the retard is prone to violence.
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 9:36 pm
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
21849 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:37 pm to
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Saban. There's no way Orgeron gets a job at Lowe's. They have pretty strict standards for retards.



Good point. I imagine O wouldn’t pass a background screening either.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:44 pm to
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Between Saban and Orgeron, which one seems like they should be working in a Lowe’s?


You have to speak English to work at Lowe's. Can you imagine O on the intercom:

Rabble, rabble, rabble, goat, rabble, rabble, 29 to 0.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15975 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:55 pm to
Except that Saban has six National Championship rings and is a multi-millionaire and pretty much can write his own ticket within an entire state.
But sure, other than that they are just alike
This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 9:56 pm
Posted by Mechie17
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:42 pm to
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Greatest college* football coach of all time

Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
34658 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 10:52 pm to
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You see this man at Lowes. He's managing the paint department today. He excels at his job. Knows how to follow the process of getting the paint colors matched up. Seems fairly intelligent when you talk to him. You ask yourself why this guy is content with his job at Lowes? He could have accomplished so much more with his life, but the man just continues finding ways to perfect his craft in the paint department. He probably did take a chance as a plant operator one time, but the anxiety got to him.


You sound like you're describing your own life.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30819 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:15 am to
That was the CEO, you idiot!
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:36 am to
I have no idea what this even means.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12448 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:39 am to
perhaps you should get your wife to take a look at your post before you hit the submit button Skippy.

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Posted by LetzGeaux
Member since Feb 2017
304 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 8:18 am to
Well, if that’s the case I’m calling alleva this morning and telling him to get his arse into every Lowe’s paint dept in the south. Frick it, I’m headed there now to start interviews.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
29642 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 8:20 am to
Yeah, CNS has obviously underachieved...
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