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Saban doesn't understand physics.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:50 pm
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@Charlie_Potter: Saban says Missouri QB Maty Mauk is faster than Auburn QB Nick Marshall. Not sure I agree with that, coach.
Or is a bigger troll than me.
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
Yeah fricking right, he doesn't understand something because Marshall is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast and Mauk is only faaaaaaaaaaast
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
That's such a an awesome dig at Auburn. I hope he says something similar talking about Jameis before the semi-final.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
I think he meant Mauk prematurely ejaculates.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:53 pm to BamaDoc14
Racist
God I love Saban
God I love Saban
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:55 pm to BamaDoc14
I thought this was going to be about Saban attempting to enter a f-250 without a ladder. Disappoint.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:56 pm to roadGator
You better leave his height out of this because how fricking dare you man?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:57 pm to BamaDoc14
Pretty sure that's more of a subtle punch at AU than an endorsement for Maty. It looks like Saban is pumping up the Mizzou QB, but he's not in the same league as Marshall athletically.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:57 pm to BamaDoc14
Well, he does believe we play football on a triangle so this comes as no surprise to me.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:58 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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God I love Saban
HA GHEY!
Posted on 12/4/14 at 9:02 pm to BamaDoc14
Nick M. does slow down when he's on that hydro...
Posted on 12/4/14 at 9:18 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Racist
Is it MORE racist to say Mauk is faster than Marshall or to think the statement bullshite?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 9:22 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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God I love Saban
Why are TAMU fans dickriding Alabama and Saban so hard this year? Damn, didn't even take three years for you queens to get whipped into being the Tide's bitches.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 10:12 pm to polydorr
Why are you so angry?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 10:20 pm to thatdude1985
Saban is just saying Mauck is "white boy" fast.
Jus sayin....
Jus sayin....
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 10:21 pm to stat19
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Why are you so angry?
Auburn is taking on Purdue in the Meineke Car Care Bowl and he can't afford to make the trip.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:15 pm to BamaDoc14
Well, he did call the field shape a triangle once.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:21 pm to polydorr
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Damn, didn't even take three years for you queens to get whipped into being the Tide's bitches.
Dont worry boo boo theres only one bitch for us . Theres no feelings there I swear .Its only physical.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:38 pm to BamaDoc14
QBs faster than Mauk in the SEC:
Marshall
Sims
Treon
About the same:
Dobbs
Prescott
Driskel
Marshall
Sims
Treon
About the same:
Dobbs
Prescott
Driskel
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