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Sabah’s Coaching Errors in his Decline (25 on Page 7)
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:59 am
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:59 am
Let’s get this ball rolling — Decline is defined as events leading to, during, or after that 44-16 Medieval @$$ beating at the hands of a most merciful Dabo Swinney, who could’ve hung 50+ on the Gumps’ Merc Quitters.
I’ll start by giving my Top 5 Sabah Errors!
I’m sure we can come up with 25 Errors!
1. Ensuring a lasting decline by STAYING TOO LONG. Sabah is soon 69 and should have gone after that last Natty after grooming Jeremy Pruitt to take over. His ego and greed are writing checks his aging dwarf brain and @$$ can’t cash. This point ties in closely to #2.
2. Blind Hawg Pawwwl Finebaum said it best.
No Coaching Continuity — Hints Greedy attitude
3. Playing Brittle Merc Tuna in a two-minute drill late in the first half vs MSU leading 35-7
Tua Hip Injury ending his CFB career
4. Playing injured Brittle Merc Tuna vs LSU less than 20 days after HAS tightrope surgery
Tuna’s Tightrope
5. Recruiting Sopsher from LA and letting him wither on the vine — Saban Lacks the Fire anymore to motivate Big Lazies like Ed O did with Tyler Shelvin who graded out as #1 SEC run stopper in 2019. This ties in with greed in the taking of recruits just to keep them away from another program. Sopsher to SELA? All this kid needed was a lil TLC and someone to light a fire under him. Sabah’s blow torch is out of acetylene
6. Not calling Time Out and getting bussed by Gus in the THE FAKE PUNT — Then whining like a little bitch so we get to hear I-Man say IT’S UNFAIR 1,000 times on Finebaum
7. Fake FG vs Clem in a 44-16 beat down
8. Ongoing kicking failures — Saban intimidates kickers Kick Sick says it all
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
Edit add:
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift. (Rockiee)
10. Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma. (Murph4HOF)
11. Hiring a drunkard as OC (WilliamH 11-13)
12. Hiring the worst DC in college football
13. Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Adding a new one — The Apple watches
14. Cheating — Apples watches issued violates NCAA rules to monitor athletes biometrics during CV-19
I’ll start by giving my Top 5 Sabah Errors!
I’m sure we can come up with 25 Errors!
1. Ensuring a lasting decline by STAYING TOO LONG. Sabah is soon 69 and should have gone after that last Natty after grooming Jeremy Pruitt to take over. His ego and greed are writing checks his aging dwarf brain and @$$ can’t cash. This point ties in closely to #2.
2. Blind Hawg Pawwwl Finebaum said it best.
No Coaching Continuity — Hints Greedy attitude
3. Playing Brittle Merc Tuna in a two-minute drill late in the first half vs MSU leading 35-7
Tua Hip Injury ending his CFB career
4. Playing injured Brittle Merc Tuna vs LSU less than 20 days after HAS tightrope surgery
Tuna’s Tightrope
5. Recruiting Sopsher from LA and letting him wither on the vine — Saban Lacks the Fire anymore to motivate Big Lazies like Ed O did with Tyler Shelvin who graded out as #1 SEC run stopper in 2019. This ties in with greed in the taking of recruits just to keep them away from another program. Sopsher to SELA? All this kid needed was a lil TLC and someone to light a fire under him. Sabah’s blow torch is out of acetylene
6. Not calling Time Out and getting bussed by Gus in the THE FAKE PUNT — Then whining like a little bitch so we get to hear I-Man say IT’S UNFAIR 1,000 times on Finebaum
7. Fake FG vs Clem in a 44-16 beat down
8. Ongoing kicking failures — Saban intimidates kickers Kick Sick says it all
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
Edit add:
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift. (Rockiee)
10. Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma. (Murph4HOF)
11. Hiring a drunkard as OC (WilliamH 11-13)
12. Hiring the worst DC in college football
13. Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Adding a new one — The Apple watches
14. Cheating — Apples watches issued violates NCAA rules to monitor athletes biometrics during CV-19
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 9:50 am
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:02 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:05 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:
Sabah
Not reading the diatribe but I wanted to point out you misspelled “daddy” in the title.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:10 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
She’s cross eyed but she’s got Purdy lips!
Is that your sister or your momma
Is that your sister or your momma
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:15 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:
Sabah is soon 69

ETA there will be lots of deflection in this thread, starting with the first reply
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:25 pm to PokeyTiger
Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:30 pm to PokeyTiger
Several terrible decisions at the end of the kick 6 game.
I think Les Miles is a better game day coach
I think Les Miles is a better game day coach
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:30 pm to 3down10

Congrats on your steadfast use of your aggie-esque retard meme. Keep using it, someday someone might think it a really sick burn.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:31 pm to 19
quote:
Congrats on your steadfast use of your aggie-esque retard meme. Keep using it, someday someone might think it a really sick burn.

Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:34 pm to PokeyTiger
Bringing the heat today, Pokey! Love it!
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:37 pm to 19
Don’t give her any hints —
She’s just a nasty trailer park girl prolly with a double ax handle @$$ and type that makes her Gremlin or Nova tilt to one side when she gets in her Gumpmobile. She’s my Barometer when I post — When I see this Fat Ugly Gal Post a cute brunette (like she really wants to be), I know she’s halfway thru that next bag of cookies, lol, and the Gumps are lining up at the trough for my next key stroke
She’s just a nasty trailer park girl prolly with a double ax handle @$$ and type that makes her Gremlin or Nova tilt to one side when she gets in her Gumpmobile. She’s my Barometer when I post — When I see this Fat Ugly Gal Post a cute brunette (like she really wants to be), I know she’s halfway thru that next bag of cookies, lol, and the Gumps are lining up at the trough for my next key stroke
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:10 pm to craigbiggio
Like my hot little red head MILF says when I visit Eunice and Church Point, “Chaos is kewl baby”
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:12 pm to PokeyTiger
LSU has broken Saban. Saban is done and Alabama has settled back in to mediocrity.
Meanwhile, all signs are pointing to LSU repeating their success from last year if we get to play this season.
Meanwhile, all signs are pointing to LSU repeating their success from last year if we get to play this season.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:17 pm to PokeyTiger
Beats Bama
15-0
National Champions
Best team ever
Makes thread about Bama
15-0
National Champions
Best team ever
Makes thread about Bama
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:19 pm to PokeyTiger
frick Lou Citrus!
- Hiring a drunkard as OC
- Hiring the worst DC in college football
- Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Lou has become a walking blooper reel!

- Hiring a drunkard as OC
- Hiring the worst DC in college football
- Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Lou has become a walking blooper reel!
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:26 pm to WilliamTaylor21
GD William I just spit my alkaline water!
How you make his eyes do that Schitt ?
You kids are outta fkn control — I’m gonna steal this one — Send me the link please
He’s looks like he’s a polyzygote or two short of a full chromosome pack.
Add:
I’m adding these three
How you make his eyes do that Schitt ?
You kids are outta fkn control — I’m gonna steal this one — Send me the link please
He’s looks like he’s a polyzygote or two short of a full chromosome pack.
Add:
I’m adding these three
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:33 pm to joshua2571
Yeah — We got 5 good ones in 90 mins
Kudos to William on the Cutty Sark hire.
Kudos to William on the Cutty Sark hire.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:05 pm to Murph4HOF
What about the Apple Watch violations to NCAA rules and ongoing push the limits practices
Southeastern Conference instructed the 14 member schools that they are not allowed to have "virtual involvement with student-athletes."
Apple Watches were given to track biometric & performance data, i.e. cheating.
Southeastern Conference instructed the 14 member schools that they are not allowed to have "virtual involvement with student-athletes."
Apple Watches were given to track biometric & performance data, i.e. cheating.
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