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re: Rant name the last coach as fat as Elko who won a championship in college football.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:01 pm to FootballFrenzy
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:01 pm to FootballFrenzy
I do expect better from the Chief of the Grammar Police though. j/k
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:02 pm to jryanw
Never won a title but yeah that has to be the biggest coach to succeed. He also lost over 100 pounds a decade ago, no idea what he looks like now
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:04 pm to TexasWranglers
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He also lost over 100 pounds a decade ago, no idea what he looks like now
If he lost 100lbs he looks better than Elko. Lol
I’m only kidding about Mangino. That dude looked like a walking heart attack.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:07 pm to jryanw
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I do expect better from the Chief of the Grammar Police though.
lol. tCOTGP is not concerned with how versimilitudinous the material contained within a post may be so long as the aforementioned material is expressed in a manner that conforms to the specifications of appropriate syntax and spelling, as dictated by the appropriate authorities of the English language.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:08 pm to jryanw
I remember they use to talk about his legendary midnight snacking and fast food runs where he would down like 4-5 burgers in an hour.
Kinda felt bad for him as he had a clear weight issue and not the best profession when stress can = fast food addiction.
Kinda felt bad for him as he had a clear weight issue and not the best profession when stress can = fast food addiction.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:09 pm to jryanw
you're quite a guy. I'm sure all your family and friends are proud to know you.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:09 pm to FootballFrenzy
Mangino making it to 70 is pretty impressive all things considered.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:16 pm to FootballFrenzy
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lol. tCOTGP is not concerned with how versimilitudinous the material contained within a post may be so long as the aforementioned material is expressed in a manner that conforms to the specifications of appropriate syntax and spelling, as dictated by the appropriate authorities of the English languag
Noted. lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:16 pm to TexasWranglers
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I remember they use to talk about his legendary midnight snacking and fast food runs where he would down like 4-5 burgers in an hour.
Sounds like the current Elko diet.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:17 pm to jonnyanony
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Mangino making it to 70 is pretty impressive all things considered.
It really is. Money is the best drug.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:18 pm to truth22
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you're quite a guy. I'm sure all your family and friends are proud to know you.
I’m starting to feel a little bad now. It’s obvious none of you Aggies has considered the historical feat it would be for his fat arse to win a championship. If it happens I wonder if they’ll talk about it on the post game. Lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:20 pm to jryanw
It was way overblown by his detractors and opposing fans. He was overweight but not in a Mangino or Charlie Weiss class of obesity.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:23 pm to Smoky Mountain Reign
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It was way overblown by his detractors and opposing fans. He was overweight but not in a Mangino or Charlie Weiss class of obesity.
I think you might be right. It takes a fat arse like Elko to make us all realize Fat Phil wasn’t that fat comparatively.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:24 pm to jryanw
lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:27 pm to jryanw
Do yourselves a favor and google some Mangino anecdotes. They’re probably half BS, but still hilarious.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:28 pm to alajones
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Do yourselves a favor and google some Mangino anecdotes. They’re probably half BS, but still hilarious.
Thanks for the tip. I think we should use them like the Chuck Norris bit and apply all of them to Elko. Lol
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:29 pm to jryanw
I’d rather have Mangino appearance with winning, instead of Hugh Freeze and whining.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:29 pm to 3down10
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The great pumpkin charlie brown
The great jizz jar?
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:31 pm to makersmark1
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I’d rather have Mangino appearance with winning, instead of Hugh Freeze and whining.
?? What the hell did Mangino ever win of significance?
Auburn needs to let Hugh have hookers again and he’ll be a top 10 coach. The man needs his vice
Posted on 10/27/25 at 12:36 pm to jryanw
Gotta be Fulmer, right?
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