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Ranking the SEC Fanbases: Intelligence Edition
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:35 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:35 pm
Hello, class. Today (er... tonight), we will be analyzing the intellect of each fanbase in the SEC. How do you think your alma mater compares with others?
Luckily for you, I have compiled all relevant statistics and have thus developed a fastidious ranking system that assigns a hierarchy of intelligence to the fanbases of the SEC.
2019 SEC Fanbases' Intelligence Quotients
IQ >110
1. Vanderbilt: Would be a notch higher if it weren't for this dude...
IQ ~100
2. Texas A&M: Points added for this.
IQ 95-100
3. Miss. State: When you attract the likes of a Gump grad, you're doing something right.
4. Missouri: Looks like a moderately intellectual gathering to me.
Yep. Midwesterners doing what they do best. Booze and man boobs!
5. Auburn:
6. LSU: At least they know that dinosaurs existed. That's a start.
IQ 90-95
7. South Carolina: I was recently informed that this team does, in fact, have its own fans.
8. Tennessee:
9. Kentucky: That awkward moment when you realize your football field was named after the grocery store you work at
IQ 80-90
10. Arkansas: 404 Image Of Fans Celebrating Not Found
11. Alabama: He don't know whar he is, but he see dat A hat and he like it, so he put that cap on his head 'cause SEC champyins amirite
12. Florida: They always know where to get the best meth, plus omniscient knowledge of deals on Jorts at the Dollar General. Oh, and Tom Petty n stuff.
IQ 70-80
13. Ole Miss:
Stuck back in 1960, and, simultaneously, 2009 with the Bieber Bangs fetishism. An uncivilized cult bearing Stars and Bars.
IQ <60
14. Georgia: A savage and uncivilized race. Do not feed.
Luckily for you, I have compiled all relevant statistics and have thus developed a fastidious ranking system that assigns a hierarchy of intelligence to the fanbases of the SEC.
2019 SEC Fanbases' Intelligence Quotients
IQ >110
1. Vanderbilt: Would be a notch higher if it weren't for this dude...
IQ ~100
2. Texas A&M: Points added for this.
IQ 95-100
3. Miss. State: When you attract the likes of a Gump grad, you're doing something right.
4. Missouri: Looks like a moderately intellectual gathering to me.
Yep. Midwesterners doing what they do best. Booze and man boobs! 5. Auburn:
6. LSU: At least they know that dinosaurs existed. That's a start.
IQ 90-95
7. South Carolina: I was recently informed that this team does, in fact, have its own fans.
8. Tennessee:
9. Kentucky: That awkward moment when you realize your football field was named after the grocery store you work at
IQ 80-90
10. Arkansas: 404 Image Of Fans Celebrating Not Found
11. Alabama: He don't know whar he is, but he see dat A hat and he like it, so he put that cap on his head 'cause SEC champyins amirite
12. Florida: They always know where to get the best meth, plus omniscient knowledge of deals on Jorts at the Dollar General. Oh, and Tom Petty n stuff.
IQ 70-80
13. Ole Miss:
Stuck back in 1960, and, simultaneously, 2009 with the Bieber Bangs fetishism. An uncivilized cult bearing Stars and Bars. IQ <60
14. Georgia: A savage and uncivilized race. Do not feed.
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:37 pm to deltacoon
Didn’t that guy in your Georgia pic pass away? Very classy.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:38 pm to deltacoon
You're so wrong except for vandy.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:38 pm to deltacoon
This is the most embarrassing of your many embarrassments.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:42 pm to deltacoon
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11. Bama
Too high
ETA: Just tune into the Bachelorette to see Gumpism at its finest. Keeping Luke P around who is a 5’8 midget and an awful musician that has a girlfriend at home in her final 4
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:47 pm to WaydownSouth
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Just tune into the Bachelorette to see Gumpism at its finest. Keeping Luke P around who is a 5’8 midget and an awful musician that has a girlfriend at home in her final 4
You watch the Bachelorette?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:47 pm to deltacoon
I hear fasting is good for you. I'm not sure how it applies to rankings. Doesn't seem very intellectual to me. Maybe I'll analyze while fasting.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:49 pm to deltacoon
LOL!!!! BRAVO!!! The funniest post I've seen here yet! Great job, deltacoon!
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:50 pm to deltacoon
Sorry its from 2015, but that was a 2 second Google search says.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:52 pm to MykTide
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Didn’t that guy in your Georgia pic pass away? Very classy.
Yes, he did. He was a classy guy...didn't know him personally, but I did meet him a couple of times in the past flying out to Athens to catch some games. He loved Georgia and the Dawgs. A great fan, he was.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 11:43 pm to deltacoon
What are you doing CoonDawg
Posted on 7/16/19 at 12:18 am to MykTide
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Didn’t that guy in your Georgia pic pass away? Very classy.
Probably forgot to refer to his “SEC Super Fan Obituaries Digest”.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:55 am to deltacoon
Now do intelligence of alumni
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