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re: Press Conference from the SEC about Texas A & M
Posted on 9/26/11 at 11:35 pm to TheBloodTypo
Posted on 9/26/11 at 11:35 pm to TheBloodTypo
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That press conference was a bit embarrassing, honestly.
Why?? Embrace your weirdness. All the other teams have their own unique tradition.
Look at Auburn throwing toilet paper in trees like a bunch of adolescents intent on trashing their own property.
And Mississippi State ringing those damn cowbells, even though it's suppose to be illegal for any noisemakers in the SEC stadiums.
Tennessee will drive you crazy playing Rocky Top all the fricking game.
Oh, and don't get all butthurt when you get rammer jammered when Alabama beats you. It's just tradition.
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Posted on 9/27/11 at 9:48 am to AggieArchitect04
Rammer Jammer is one of the oldest cheers in college football. One of my favorites. It was also funny to watch Auburn scream "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Go to Hell Alambama," after the Iron Bowl a few years ago.
I also like the old "Fightin' Tigers" song. My daughter is a cheerleader for the Frisco Football League here in D/FW. They are the Tigers (after LSU). Coach Griffin is the older brother of Kevin Griffin (Better Than Ezra). So my daughter is getting some heavy LSU indoctrination. Nonetheless,
We Aggies a weird bunch. We have old yells like "Farmers Fight" and all the whoopin we do. Both go back to really old, all-male military college days. Make fun of us. We're used to it. But we will show up to games, even when we do make a mistake like Fran (you're welcome, Bama).
We're usually pretty good sports about stuff like that. We have tough skin (most of the time). Look forward to the tailgating and party.
I also like the old "Fightin' Tigers" song. My daughter is a cheerleader for the Frisco Football League here in D/FW. They are the Tigers (after LSU). Coach Griffin is the older brother of Kevin Griffin (Better Than Ezra). So my daughter is getting some heavy LSU indoctrination. Nonetheless,
We Aggies a weird bunch. We have old yells like "Farmers Fight" and all the whoopin we do. Both go back to really old, all-male military college days. Make fun of us. We're used to it. But we will show up to games, even when we do make a mistake like Fran (you're welcome, Bama).
We're usually pretty good sports about stuff like that. We have tough skin (most of the time). Look forward to the tailgating and party.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:39 pm to KaiserSoze99
Greeting from the an alumnus of the University of Texas. I must proclaim to the SEC and its fans, and I am sure I speak on behalf of the entire State of Texas, how should I say this without losing my composure.....
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU TO INFINITY. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THOSE TOTAL JACKWADS OFF OUR HANDS.
BUT REMEMBER, ABSOLUTELY NO TAKEBACKS!!!!!
Ahhh, that felt WONDERFUL. Cathartic really.
Of you poor souls, you have NO idea what you've signed up for.
And to the gomer pyle (that's one of our nicknames for them, with their whole military thing going on; well, used to go on, I'll explain in a minute) who seemed to offer up "A&M women" to the marauding SEC hoardes to gain acceptance, you damn sure know that 75% of those women have never stepped a foot in Collie Station. A&M women? Welll let's just say this. A&M, in its lifelong penis-envy of the University of Texas, is going to get its own network, that they believe will rival The Longhorn Network. They're going to call it Ewe Tube.
So, let me tell y'all about some of our inbred cousins' from Collie Station "traditions" (or what no-gomers call really weird cultish shite). First, why do I call the town a.k.a. as College Station, "Collie Station"? Well, seems despite calling themselves Aggies, their mascot is a bitch collie. Seriously. Reveille is ALWAYS a female collie. Hence, we also sometimes refer to them as the Fightin' Bitches, or Fightin' Collies, etc.
And as you know, A&M was once an all-male military school. They allowed girls in in the early 70's. Before that all the "cadets" actually ended up going in the military (pretty cool, actually). After that a student didn't have to go in the military. In fact, even in today's, "Corps of Cadets" 85% of them will NEVER see a MINUTE of active or reserve military service (I was in the USMC -- and as such, the whole "Corps" thing is kind of b.s.). So, when you see the A&M brownshirts at a game, strutting around in their homoerotic military gear, KNOW that 85% of them are doing that just to be cool, and have no intention of EVER serving -- it's just a big club.
And circling around back to the Bitch (which I am told Corps Members often do), she is the HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER in the Corps of Cadets. Yes, the female dog outranks all those stupid a**es. In fact, they have a group of them whose whole mission is to "protect the dog". From what, I do not know --perhaps for those times when there are no available sheep. And finally regarding the dog, they have a burial ground where are all the DEAD dogs, can "see the scoreboard" at Kyle Field. In fact, when they added their South Endzone which they call the Zone, construction had to be halted so they could figure out a way so it would not obstruct the dead dogs view.
Let's see, what else. A good portion of their Fight Song is dedicated to the Univeristy of Texas. Seriously. You know that whole part where they all get arm-in-arm and sway back and forth? The first time they sing it, they are saying "Saw Varsity's (what they used to call us) Horns Off, Saw Varsity's Horns Off, blah, blah, blah". Then the next time, it is "Varisty's Horns are Sawed Off, Varisty's Horns Are Sawed Off..." They do this at EVERY game, and every time. So when you guys saw that, that's what they were saying.
I'm sure y'all will learn more, but suffice it to say, y'all will learn why we are so GD glad to not have to put up with them anymore. Here's a few links you might find interesting:
Aggie Squeeze
Aggie Disco
Here's a good one. Btw, the first song is the actual words to their Fight Song sans the Horns Off thing:
Poooor Aggies
One on the Yell Leaders:
Yell Leaders
Again, no givebacks!!!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU TO INFINITY. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THOSE TOTAL JACKWADS OFF OUR HANDS.
BUT REMEMBER, ABSOLUTELY NO TAKEBACKS!!!!!
Ahhh, that felt WONDERFUL. Cathartic really.
Of you poor souls, you have NO idea what you've signed up for.
And to the gomer pyle (that's one of our nicknames for them, with their whole military thing going on; well, used to go on, I'll explain in a minute) who seemed to offer up "A&M women" to the marauding SEC hoardes to gain acceptance, you damn sure know that 75% of those women have never stepped a foot in Collie Station. A&M women? Welll let's just say this. A&M, in its lifelong penis-envy of the University of Texas, is going to get its own network, that they believe will rival The Longhorn Network. They're going to call it Ewe Tube.
So, let me tell y'all about some of our inbred cousins' from Collie Station "traditions" (or what no-gomers call really weird cultish shite). First, why do I call the town a.k.a. as College Station, "Collie Station"? Well, seems despite calling themselves Aggies, their mascot is a bitch collie. Seriously. Reveille is ALWAYS a female collie. Hence, we also sometimes refer to them as the Fightin' Bitches, or Fightin' Collies, etc.
And as you know, A&M was once an all-male military school. They allowed girls in in the early 70's. Before that all the "cadets" actually ended up going in the military (pretty cool, actually). After that a student didn't have to go in the military. In fact, even in today's, "Corps of Cadets" 85% of them will NEVER see a MINUTE of active or reserve military service (I was in the USMC -- and as such, the whole "Corps" thing is kind of b.s.). So, when you see the A&M brownshirts at a game, strutting around in their homoerotic military gear, KNOW that 85% of them are doing that just to be cool, and have no intention of EVER serving -- it's just a big club.
And circling around back to the Bitch (which I am told Corps Members often do), she is the HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER in the Corps of Cadets. Yes, the female dog outranks all those stupid a**es. In fact, they have a group of them whose whole mission is to "protect the dog". From what, I do not know --perhaps for those times when there are no available sheep. And finally regarding the dog, they have a burial ground where are all the DEAD dogs, can "see the scoreboard" at Kyle Field. In fact, when they added their South Endzone which they call the Zone, construction had to be halted so they could figure out a way so it would not obstruct the dead dogs view.
Let's see, what else. A good portion of their Fight Song is dedicated to the Univeristy of Texas. Seriously. You know that whole part where they all get arm-in-arm and sway back and forth? The first time they sing it, they are saying "Saw Varsity's (what they used to call us) Horns Off, Saw Varsity's Horns Off, blah, blah, blah". Then the next time, it is "Varisty's Horns are Sawed Off, Varisty's Horns Are Sawed Off..." They do this at EVERY game, and every time. So when you guys saw that, that's what they were saying.
I'm sure y'all will learn more, but suffice it to say, y'all will learn why we are so GD glad to not have to put up with them anymore. Here's a few links you might find interesting:
Aggie Squeeze
Aggie Disco
Here's a good one. Btw, the first song is the actual words to their Fight Song sans the Horns Off thing:
Poooor Aggies
One on the Yell Leaders:
Yell Leaders
Again, no givebacks!!!
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:44 pm to Erosey
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Greeting from the an alumnus of the University of Texas.
...or more likely, Texas State/Baylor...
Get bent. This conversation is NOT about you.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:46 pm to Erosey
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:51 pm to Erosey
quote:
...or more likely, Texas State/Baylor...
Exactly, its about all about ewe, gomer.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 2:01 pm to Erosey
quote:
Erosey
The longest post I've seen on these forums and it's from a sip chasing us down to claim he doesn't care
Posted on 9/27/11 at 2:13 pm to Projectpat
Oh, we care. And its a GREAT DAY!!!
Posted on 9/27/11 at 7:59 pm to chilld28
It's a Whoop! It's how Junior and Seniors express excitement--although the exact implementation is different for the two. Sophomores make pistols with their hands and say, aaa, aaa, aaa while "firing the pistols" downward. Freshmen throw both hands in the air and yell aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 9:02 pm to Erosey
Y u mad, bro?
Posted on 9/27/11 at 9:03 pm to KaiserSoze99
quote:
Rammer Jammer is one of the oldest cheers in college football. One of my favorites. It was also funny to watch Auburn scream "Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, Go to Hell Alambama," after the Iron Bowl a few years ago.
You mean a few months ago?
Posted on 9/27/11 at 9:04 pm to koine2002
quote:I am already embarrassed for the SEC. And I thought the damn cowbells were annoying.
It's a Whoop! It's how Junior and Seniors express excitement--although the exact implementation is different for the two. Sophomores make pistols with their hands and say, aaa, aaa, aaa while "firing the pistols" downward. Freshmen throw both hands in the air and yell aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 9:40 pm to Scruffy
quote:
Erosey
Texas dude, aTm just said a big old F U! About time, too. If the Oklahoma schools had any balls, they'd do the same thing. May be about to anyway.
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:24 am to chilld28
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:28 am to MrPhlegm
A song to sing to aggy
quote:
Kiddie Corps
We are a bunch of country hicks
We are a bunch of country hicks
We are the Kiddies if the [STOMP] kiddie corps,
All little aggies ages two to four
We play the soldier boy from [STOMP] morn 'til night
We are the boys with that "real old fight"
"The Eyes Of Texas are upon you"
That is the song they sing so well
Makes me so mad I could just spit
So, rikki-tikki-zam, rikki-tikki-zam,
All to hell with Texas a&m
I want my mommy, I want my mommy,
I want my mommy, NOW - two, three, four
It is a long way, out to the outhouse
If you can't make it stop by the smokehouse
Laa, laa, laa, la-la-la-la-la
Laa, laa, laa, la-la-la-la-la
Laa, laa, laa, la-la-la-la-latrine
Posted on 9/28/11 at 11:14 am to MrPhlegm
Absolute gems y'all texas fans are dropping over here. Gems, I tell ya! 
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