Prediction for LSU vs Bama

The Tigers go down 14 at the half. Devin White dons the the #7 Jersey and leads Mike the Tiger by chain onto the field before the second half. Devin's helmet is stifling and his target is small. He removes his visor and goes in search of the little midget among the crimson mountains. Much like Mike, Devin White can smell little Nicky's fear. When confronted with the battle cries of Devin White, Mike, and 90,000 drunk and angry Tiger fans it all becomes a little too much for one little man to handle. Saban cowers behind Butch jones, pleads with the ghost of Bear Bryant to save him and pisses his size 22 khakis. Seemingly shocked by the mental breakdown of their leprechaun leader the Crimson tide fades in the second half. The wheels come off Tua and he turns the ball over 3 times before his time is done. Devin White, Joe Burrow, and the Tigers play like men possessed and throttle Bama in the second half on their way to victory. Saban is still too scared to come out of the injury tent at the conclusion of the game. Jalens Hurts had already attempted to kick Nick out of his safe space multiple times throughout the half. Being the nice guy he is, Coach O walks over to the injury tent, frees Saban from his pergatory and escorts him to his Mini Cooper. Ed wishes him well and sends him off into the Steamy Baton rouge night, knowingly cursing nick with hours of contraflow traffic.

And that is story of how Devin White-Bouchée came back at half time and led the Tigers to victory over the deflated crimson tide. They were never the same. Saban announced his retirement the next day. Tua transferred to LSU and followed up joe Burrow's national championship with two of his own for the Tigers. Remember kids, heroes aren't born, they're made, and on November 3rd, 2018 Devin white fulfilled his destiny, broke Little Nicky, and became legend.