Pope set to visit Oxford

Congrats to Ole Miss for being the first SEC school (according to a google search) to host a sitting pontiff. The visit appears to be centered around the process which has begun to cannonize Danny Freeze, Jr. The push started once the Holy See received word of both the quality and quantity of Freeze's moral victories.

So far the only statement released was by Father Yoannis Lahzi Gaid, the Pope's press secretary:

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His Holiness has rarely seen such dedication to morality in a football context. Freeze has done more to spread morality in the face of unfathomable hoplessness among the Ole Miss faithful that anyone in quite some time.

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Fellas, congrats on the incredible opportunity. I hope we are calling him Saint Freeze in the near future.

The best example of his influence has been described herein:

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The defense played well. LSU got 260 yards rushing but they only averaged 4.6 YPC. They didn't wear us down either. They only got ~150 yards of offense in the second half with 95 coming on the game winning drive. Bo choked. The o-line wasn't intact. That's the long and short of it. We could have won, but LSU came out with the right gameplan and a ton of fire in their belly.

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